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Help, My Smol Noodle is the Fearsome Snake General! by Anonymonsieur
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrated into PIDW as a snake baby, took in an adorable little snake hybrid as a roommate, and somehow ended up his husband years later?! What do you mean his smol bean is actually Zhuzhi-lang, the fearsome snake general—and his uncle-in-law is Luo Binghe’s dad?!
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23 Oct 2025
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Even at the moment of the hiraishin's conception, Tobirama knew the dangers of meddling with the very threads that make up the fabric of existence. He knew that repeated usage only made it easier to traverse between the dimensions because the user became physically more susceptible to slipping through the cracks.
But knowing something is possible theoretically is very different from experiencing it for himself.
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- English
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- 189,327
- Chapters:
- 39/?
- Comments:
- 3,248
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03 Oct 2025
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Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2026
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“You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”
Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.
Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.
Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.
But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.
“Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.
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- English
- Words:
- 176,935
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Comments:
- 4,545
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12 Sep 2025
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Fog Has Risen by meowoongi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2025
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Mobei Jun was born to be the cold, silent blade of the Northern Demon Kingdom. He had endless plans; plans that involved destroying the cultivation sects and making changes across the realms under the heavens. Forced to follow the plot, he must participate in the political game which eagerly awaited him.
The road to greatness would be much easier if Luo Binghe wasn't this way, though.Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Mobei Jun since birth.
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- English
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- 150,556
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 1
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- 962
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07 Sep 2025
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Every night, when Naruto's clock stops ticking, Sasuke stands from his futon and travels through Naruto's small apartment, until he can find his friend. He will then sit in his lap, with his head in the crook of the blond's neck, and he will stay there for one hour and one hour only. Feeling Naruto's pulse against his skin, but not being able to see Naruto himself. Or hear him. Or even offer his thanks for letting him be this close to the person whose life was nearly taken by his own hands.
But Naruto strangely knows already that Sasuke is so very sorry. So he doesn't protest holding Sasuke.
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What if instead of an arm, Sasuke lost something even worse?
What if he lost his hearing from the explosions and screams he heard on the battlefield? What if he too lost his sight from the overuse of his so-called clan's pride and joy? And what if he lost his voice purely because the world was cruel enough to take it as well from him? And what if he lost the ability to function alone? And what if Naruto took him in? And what if he himself tried to heal Sasuke?
But what if...
...it doesn't work?
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- English
- Words:
- 222,914
- Chapters:
- 182/200
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 812
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22 Aug 2025
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You steal my spleen? Fine. I steal everything you own by Geminycain
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
02 Apr 2026
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Ra's stole Tim's spleen and threw him out a window, so Tim retaliated by stealing every single asset in the league's possession and then blowing every major League of Shadow base in the world to smithereens, as one does.
Or cue the one where Tim gets his hands on all the league's material assets, and I mean ALL OF THEM.
Money, Weapons, Poisons, information, surveillance, Lazarus pits, magical artifacts, and of course the nuclear bombs that he found in the basement. All of which, now belonged to Tim.
What could go wrong :)- Language:
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- 113,358
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- 27/?
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06 Aug 2025
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Waking up in your 10 year old body is… jarring to say the least.
Presented with an opportunity he can’t waste, Tim fixes everything, but at a cost no one remembers. They’ve forgotten it all.
They’ve forgotten him.
He convinces himself it's better this way...because it is.
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Damian doesn't have the patience for high society, but if he has to conform, he might as well learn from the best.
A continuation of Brothers Fight (Read Part 1 for context)
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- Part 2 of Better Off
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- English
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- 147,617
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
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03 Aug 2025
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A very self-indulgent fics with adorable murderous chibi ninjas and their misadventures. May or may not contain a crackish plot.
Starring:
1. Chibi Uzumaki Naruto adopting Orochimaru before the events of Third Shinobi War.
2. Chibi Hatake Kakashi causing mayhem in an alternate dimension of the past where he died as a child and everything was somehow peaceful?
3. Chibi Orochimaru earning a family in the clutches of his kidnapper Senju Hashirama, chibi Tsunade having wrapped Uchiha Madara with her tiny finger and the both shrunked Sannin planning to start Konoha and stop the shit that was the aloevera plant Zetsu.Featuring:
A lot of kidnapping, children adopting adults, shenanigans and mayhem, general confusions of everyone and headache inducing events that were made possible by legendary shinobi turned children that came from the future.- Words:
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02 Jun 2025
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Ouroboros by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way as Zhuzhi-Lang, and decides that he is going to devote his new life to Team Heavenly Demon.
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- English
- Words:
- 65,340
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Comments:
- 1,659
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- 4,792
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29 May 2025
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Tobirama would have been content to rest in peace. But if he is somehow already back in the past he might as well change a few things, starting with supporting his brother’s idea for peace from the beginning.
Things don't exactly go according to plan. But maybe it's better that way.Series
- Part 2 of Tobirama's time travel collection
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- English
- Words:
- 81,903
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 1,676
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- 4,502
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17 May 2025
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Mortals and Fools by SpicyReyes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates, into a world he is told is based on Proud Immortal Demon Way, the crappy Xianxia stallion novel he'd been reading before his death.
The keywords there were 'based on,' which he missed completely, when he decided to hide in a cave for 300 years and cultivate. After all, he's got no interest in being killed by the protagonist. Better to just wait for him to die out or ascend, and come out after the fact.
Except, when the System dumps him out into the world, he learns two horrifying truths: the first, the protagonist is very much alive, and is, in fact, a teenager still.
The second?
The world he's in isn't Xianxia at all. It's a Wuxia world.(Very loosely based on the premise of 'Finding out it's a Wuxia world after cultivating for 300 years,' a web novel I thought sounded cool but never actually read, and thus is not really that relevant for anything but core premise.)
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15 Apr 2025
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Heart Made of Strings by Ravennest
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2026
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Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.
According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying
“Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.
Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.
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- 92,996
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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14 Apr 2025
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A collection of humorous short stories. Read at your own peril!
Includes:
Uchiha Madara’s Guide to Defending Your Chastity
Uchiha Itachi’s Guide to Saving the World
Yamanaka Ino’s Guide to the Walk of Shame
Haruno Sakura’s Guide to Keeping Your Sanity- Words:
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14 Apr 2025
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to pluck a flower from outside the garden by beewithhoney (beewithouthoney)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Oct 2023
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Shen Yuan avoids getting transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu’s body, and yet still finds himself in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way. What’s even more alarming was the fully blackened Luo Binghe’s almost obsessive interest in him.
Mr. Protagonist, sir, you have hundreds of flowers to choose from! Must you lust over Shen Yuan’s chrysanthemum?!
—The “plot” to what is most definitely a porn without plot fic.
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14 Apr 2025
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“When I touch you,” Tom says, bitterness clinging to every syllable, “I feel whole.”
Harry Peverell might just be the first interesting thing Tom Riddle has ever encountered.
As he attempts to uncover the secrets behind the strange boy with a deadly name, Tom will stumble upon a dangerous, electrifying connection; one with the power to change everything.
What is a soulmate—and is it enough?
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- English
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- 101,513
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 1,703
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- 6,913
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- 2,424
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14 Apr 2025
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Eye of the Beholder by DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2025
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Upon the cusp of the Immortal Alliance Conference, Yue Qingyuan invites Shen Qingqiu to attend a diplomatic meeting with him and Shen Qingqiu surprises them both by saying yes.
He expects it to be a dry, droll experience, but it proves to be anything but as Shen Qingqiu finds that Yue Qingyuan makes for surprisingly fun company! Meanwhile, Yue Qingyuan discovers that night hunts do more to thaw Shen Qingqiu’s icy exterior than even the warmest of teas!
Everyone has secrets, though...and regrets. If they are ever to walk together into a new, brighter future, Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan must first shake off the chains of their pasts—or else they might yet be dragged down into an abyss of their enemies’ making.Or…
Shen Qingqiu had always loved Yue Qingyuan as a character, a fondness that persisted after his transmigration. Even if in person the man could be a little… dull, sometimes.
However, when they embark together on a series of outings, they discover sparks of unexpected chemistry. Turns out, doing literally anything but sit awkwardly over tea makes for much better relationship building! Who’d’ve thought?Series
- Part 1 of Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,998
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,022
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- 1,329
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- 412
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- 25,568
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14 Mar 2025
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MNLV: All Routes Lead to Doom! by LordMoldyvort777
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 May 2026
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Having lived through an apocalyptic series of events that caused the destruction of the world, Harry is determined to do whatever it takes to undo the damage. A small group of survivors send him back in time to his childhood in the hopes of changing history and preventing the Doomsday. Unfortunately, they don’t know exactly what caused it, so Harry's job is to change as much as possible.
Naturally, that involves terrorizing Hogwarts and becoming a criminal mastermind. And conquering Voldemort. Not necessarily in that order.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 258,239
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Comments:
- 603
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- 2,399
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08 Mar 2025
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Kakashi hadn't meant to throw them back in time, but Naruto had been dying and that wasn't something he'd been able to accept lying down. A world without Naruto in it didn't sound like much of a world at all, and all it takes is a flare of his Mangekyou to send them flying through a portal to the past. Tossed into a distant timeline, they suddenly find themselves with a new chance to save not just everyone, but themselves too. And if Kakashi gets to harass his younger self along the way and discover what it feels like to love someone... well, that's just the cherry on top
(OR: Kakashi and Naruto are flung into the past, the opportunity to stop and take a breather makes them realize their feelings for one another may run a little deeper than they initially though, and wow, was Kurama always this fucking annoying?)
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- Part 1 of Works by the same anon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,152
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,427
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- 6,980
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- 173,840
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20 Feb 2025
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If You Can Press Rewind by Karameru
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2025
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Deidara knows he's supposed to be dead. Instead, he's lying on a bed in a basement listening to some old man with a long silvery beard trying to guess what language he speaks.
Somehow, this is all Tobi's fault. He just knows it.
- Language:
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- Words:
- 169,263
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Comments:
- 741
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20 Feb 2025
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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,940
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 1,239
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- 5,045
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- 106,531
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01 Feb 2025