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--“I want a bard, Lam,” Aiden says, giving Lambert very good pleading eyes. “There’s a whole passel of them in town - can we steal one?”
“No,” Lambert says firmly. Jaskier begins towing Aiden through the tavern, hopefully towards the promised private room. Geralt nudges Lambert to follow.
“Just a little one?” Aiden asks plaintively over his shoulder. “Pocket-sized?”
“No,” Lambert repeats, rubbing his forehead. Geralt suppresses a snicker.
“I can recommend a few who might enjoy being stolen!” Jaskier puts in brightly--
Left Unsupervised by inexplicifics.
Now what if they did end up stealing a pocket-sized bard?
Of course before they can steal her she has to become a bard first. -
You and Me, Honey and the Devil makes Three by Deshima
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
08 Dec 2018
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Sometimes a family are two bisexual disasters and their demiromantic zucchini.
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How Shallan and Adolin figure out that marriage does not have to be only two persons and invite Kaladin for cuddles
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The result of somewhat cracky prompt found on tumblr that inspired a slightly less cracky fic about how Athelstan is actually a Norse god disguised as a monk after he left Asgard in a huff.
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Moana's life didn't end of course with returning the heart of Te Fiti. She grew up, she grew old and Maui was never far away.
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Antonia Sharpe by Deshima
Fandoms: Sharpe - All Media Types, Sharpe (TV), Sharpe Series - Bernard Cornwell
08 Mar 2016
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Antonia's mother is dead but she also has a father and Richard Sharpe always had trouble letting go what's his.
Or what happens when Richard Sharpe raises his daughter
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To Affect Change by The67ImpalaDragonChild
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Jan 2026
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"Education is the most powerful weapon you can use to change the world." - BB King
In witch students of Professor Pankratze take his lessons to heart as they travel the continent.
The witchers of the seven schools are bewildered to find themselves aided by young men and women who are kind, and do not fear them in the slightest.
Jaskier is blissfully unaware of what he's started, but he'll learn... Oh boy, will he LEARN.
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24 Jan 2026
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To pluck wild mountain thyme by amberlo133
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Apr 2022
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About to be married to Velen, Milena makes a run for it, straight into Lambert.
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12 Jan 2026
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Day 4: Contempt
“Are you like my Kaa-san?” Kagami asked. “She can’t see either.”
The room went deathly silent.
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28 Dec 2025
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The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.
And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.
All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.
**here's to hoping updating existing chapters doesn't send out update alerts/emails. I'm doing some sporadic editing of this fic. Just some grammar, punctuation, and small facts. Sorry if I confuse anyone.**
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14 Dec 2025
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How to Redeem Your Past Mistakes, Commit Mild Treason, and Accidentally Build a Family by themidnightguardian
Fandoms: Naruto
12 Mar 2024
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If Kakashi hadn’t seen Naruto living in squalor and Sasuke’s personal trauma shrine and whatever civilian fuckery was happening at Sakura’s house, he’d have at least tried to fail them even if logic told him the Elder Council would never let it fly. Screw the Hokage for that.
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When the Sandaime showed him Naruto’s apartment, he didn’t think that was going to be the tip of the iceberg that was the shitshow of his soon-to-be team. But as it turned out, Naruto wasn't the only one with a less-than-optimal home life. And as it turned out, Kakashi was apparently the only person in Konoha who cared.
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11 Dec 2025