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Dumbledore Fails at Sex by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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*Did he not want any members or does no one like him?
*Worrying venue
*No personnel safety
*Everyone is required to wear purple with yellow polcadots
-FASHION CRIMES
-Pimp purple
*Dumbledore has a blonde fetish
-Bleach or ban
*Dumbledore claims to be a dom
-Dom stands for dominatrix
*SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SHOWED UP
-It was grindelwald. Grindelwald was the guy who showed up.Or the fic where Dumbledore starts an unsuccessful sex club.
(Can be read stand alone)Series
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Headmaster of Hogwarts causes International Crisis with France After Tri-Wizard Tournament Incident by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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*french ministry barely agreed to the tournament in the first place so they’re kinda pissed about 4 champions
*Dumbledore doesnt understand basic courtesy and offends people.
*Dumbledore failed french :))))as in he can’t speak it and refuses to use translation spells bc “they know english”.
*plotline of malfoys being an ambassador family ?
*Malfoys are originally French and Lucius kinda hates the British minister and dumbles dumbness
*delacours and malfoys political allies
*dumbledore used fleurs sister in the second task (involuntary ENDANGERMENT OF A MINOR!!!)
*KIDNAPPING OF A MINOR!?Series
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Does Dumbledore is gay? by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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*Weirdest coming out story ever
*Supports men's rights AND wrongs 👍
*Dumb whore
*Got caught fucking on the knight bus
>(to the pic of grindy ofc)
*Ditched his bf for power, claims to miss him
>“Babe i swear i just want another chance”
>“Fuck you babe you threw me in prisonn”
>“You were racist!” “AT LEAST IM HOT”
*Dumbledore creates a spell to fix his erectile dysfunction
>What is it called?
+Erecto patronum?
+Other??
>What does he do with his wand?
+Draw a dick in the air??
+A thrusting motion???
+OTHER?????Series
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Students lead riot against headmaster for improper behaviour and favouritism by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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*Griffindor starts riot bc “is chivalry dead”
*an interview with other houses
*slytherin : “tbh this is nothing new, i never expected to win/be treated fairly”
*Ravenclaw: “*censored*”
*Hufflepuff: “But the slytherins were winning?????????????????????”
*A dive into other instances where dumbledore was unfair (he gave gryfindor the last cookie way too many times)
*Interviews with the house leader thingsor that time that other people in hogwarts existed for once
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Maleficus by Dragonrdm
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2023
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You came to find the Shadow that resides within the once high walls of Dol Guldur.
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News Clippings from a Better Timeline (crack fic news letter au) by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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A fun au where we see a different version of the harry potter universe through the perspective of the newspaper
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Guess Who's Coming to Mordor by avantegarda
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Oct 2019
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Being a series of snippets from the timeline in which Maglor son of Feanor, infamous First Age war criminal, joins the Fellowship of the Ring.
Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
29 Jul 2026
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Precocious by avantegarda
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 May 2019
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Every great artist is blessed with curiosity.
Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
29 Jul 2026
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Bruce plans to spend his vacation at Stark Tower quietly, finishing up some projects he hasn't had time to work on in years. And maybe blowing up some things with lasers.
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28 Jul 2026
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Raleigh is holding off Knifehead’s advances with his knee as the pain courses through his shoulder. The whirring noise of the plasma canon does nothing to drown out his own screaming, his brother’s screaming, or Gipsy’s metal body screaming as she’s ravaged by that unforgiving mouth.
There’s a flash as the plasma canon finally tears into Knifehead’s middle.
There’s nothing.
There’s Raleigh’s screams tearing into the walls of their shared bunk in the Icebox.Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
24 Jul 2026
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Raleigh’s never told anyone, but he’s pretty sure he died in his escape pod after nuking the Breach.
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23 Jul 2026