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  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    The argument was stupid. They were always stupid, until they weren’t, until they became something real and cutthroat and capable of saying the million things they didn’t actually know how to verbalize in all the wrong ways. This one, though, came petty and swift, the kind to flair quickly and should have ended just as fast. But, of course, it happened in the middle of a roadie when they’re three out of five games in and on top of each other while sharing a tiny hotel room, because of course they shared a hotel room.
    OR Ilya stormed out for a cigarette after they get into an argument on their first roadie after Shane becomes a Centaurs. Cue Coach Wiebe marriage advice and one husband coming find the other.

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    Harry, having grown up a little more rough around the edges than Dumbledore would have hoped for, decided to embrace the part of himself that the Hat said would do well in Slytherin. But instead of letting it sort him amongst the snakes, he decided to do it his way—by using the foolhardy bravery that Gryffindor was known for to hide the cunning he kept close to his chest.

    Harry begins his journey into the magical world, unknowingly following his parents footsteps far closer than anyone could have expected. Of course, to be able to notice this, people would have first had to have known the path his parents actually took. Hidden heritages and unexpected inheritances lead to chaos as two generations of marauders come together to save the world from the havoc created by prejudice and ego.

    The title comes from the saying "if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".

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  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    On the first of November, 1982, Sirius Black sees Harry Potter on the front page of the Prophet, displayed for the entire Wizarding World to see. He recognises the woman dragging him along in the photograph as Petunia of all people, and knows he cannot leave his godson with those people.

    On the second of November, 1982, Harry Potter ceases to legally exist. The Ministry and the Obliviators swoop in, mangling together their own version of witness protection.

    On the thirtieth of August, 1991, Severus Snape watches a strange, unknown boy in Diagon Alley, unaware of the trouble he represents.

    On the first of September, 1991, Henry Evans from The Backyard of 15 Harrow House, Awlsworth Avenue, Gableham, Shropshire leaves the shed he's called home behind and starts his new life as a wizard.

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