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Sasuke doesn’t feel at home in Konoha. Naruto decides to build him a house.
Aka, there's nothing inherently gay about building your homie place to stay, right? Right.
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"Hey."
Naruto’s voice broke through the stillness, warm and bright. Sasuke turned his head slowly.
He was standing just beyond the treeline, arms crossed, hair a mess, grinning like the idiot he was. The sunlight caught in his hair, made it gleam.
Like the sun, Sasuke thought bitterly. Always.
His heart stuttered. Stupid thing.
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15 Oct 2026
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This is everything I’ve ever wanted in narusasu
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This Is What We Were Never Allowed To Be by itsaredcup
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2026
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Naruto tells the world he is happy
He has a family, a title, a face on the mountain.
Sasuke tells himself he doesn't care.
He walks the edge of the world like he always has.But one late visit to the Hokage's office breaks the illusion they both have been clinging to.
They can lie to their friends.
They can lie to their wives.
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Bookmarked by FriendlyNeighborhoodAsshole
16 Jun 2026
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This one’s gonna stay with me even if I don’t like the direction they took with some of the characters.
Also great sex
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'I could send you down there again. You miss it.'
The voice in his head is warm, gentle. But he knows it's a mirage. His Father is many things, but gentle is not one of them. He's cruel and kind, loving and hateful, a teacher and destroyer. But not gentle. Never gentle. Why should he be, when the world he created is not? Gentleness comes from humans, and humans alone.
"I don't want to go back," Jesus replies. Sometimes he can see his Father, from the corner of his eyes. Sometimes he can hear his true voice. He could have more, if he were to give up on his humanity fully. Become like the angels. If he does that, he'll be giving up the human parts of himself.
He'll be giving up the nearly-nonexistent chance he has of ever having his reunion.
Bookmarked by FriendlyNeighborhoodAsshole
28 Mar 2026
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Aged really bad but the story is good
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It seems I saw you in some teenage wet dream (I like your get-up, if you know what I mean.) by sushiisiu
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics)
16 Dec 2023
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Scott has a particularly vivid dream about his bed-sharing roommate. Based on the Valentine's Day artwork by Bryan.
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Shit, He's Cute by disaster gay bob (sugarxskies)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jun 2025
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He lifted his arm and started to slip off the couch but stopped when Bob stirred. Bob groaned quietly, shifted his nose into John’s chest as his hand gripped the fabric of his t-shirt, and John’s immediate thought was,
Shit, he’s cute.
Bob falls asleep on John. Twice. John has a bisexual awakening about it.
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04 Dec 2025