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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.

    Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.

    Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.

     

    ***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***

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    There is evidently spoilers for both Tavern talk and the Dreamwalker demo. It quotes quite a bit of the conversation with Quasar in act 4 but puts a different spin on it.

    What if the Innkeeper didn't wait until after the end of the world was guaranteed before telling him the truth?

    This fic explores that as well as takes creative liberties about the innkeeper/rune and so head-canons infiltrate this fic at later points though I tried to keep the characters as canon as possible.

    Aka I'm going feral waiting for Dreamwalker to come out and needed an outlet.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    "He watched them some more, this time out of blurred vision. He watched the individual shapes and colors of his girls move in front of him, and listened to their voices float up to his ears, without really making out what they were saying. He thought he could stay like this forever, he wished he could. He felt a familiar pang of anxiety in his chest, anticipation of punishment for feeling happy and at ease. But then nothing happened, and the feeling passed."

    The parasitic Silverwood tree has since been removed from Qifrey’s body, and he realizes just how comforting sleep can actually be, if he allows it.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    The role of Watchful Eye was born from a place of distrust, and yet Olruggio had chosen it anyway so he could stand between Qifrey and the Council if it ever came down to it.

    After Qifrey passes the Fifth Pentagram Test, he and Olruggio find themselves at a crossroads as they have a heart-to-heart about their futures as independent witches. This is Qifrey’s chance to leave Olruggio behind and free him from a burden he doesn’t remember carrying, but Olruggio isn’t having it.

    Or: How Olruggio came to take on the mantle of the Watchful Eye at Qifrey’s atelier.

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    21 Jun 2026