HenryTheUmbrella



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    dick grayson's pretty sure galas were invented just to torture people and have them talk about how rich they are. it's awkward being the only kid there, and also? the food is terrible.

    or: dick's hungry and bruce asks catering for chicken nuggets in front of everyone.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    “Do- do you guys hear that?” Clark interrupted, possessed by the need to understand where that noise was coming from.

    His two companions went silent, listening intently for anything unusual in the night around them.

    After a moment, Diana replied, “Are you talking about that music?”

    “Yeah,” Clark answered. “What is that?”

    “Oh,” Batman said in that rasp of his.

    Then he peeled back his cape, parting the black curtain of it to reveal a child curled up at his feet.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    The irony of Batman having that coffee mug was amusing. The thought of Brucie Himbo Trainwreck Wayne owning it was hysterical. Ollie took a quick swallow of coffee to push back a laugh. “I like the coffee mug. A friend of mine has the same one.”

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    24 Dec 2025

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    “Hello,” a voice called from the roof. Nightwing jolted with surprise. “It’s Black Canary. Could we talk?”

    Nightwing silently clambered his way up to the roof and positioned himself behind Black Canary without notice, grinning.

    With a frustrated huff, Black Canary turned around, catching sight of Nightwing and freezing in her tracks. The stillness of the moment was broken as Black Canary screamed, before turning away and bolting.

    Oracle’s laughter echoed down the comms link. “Oh, that was gold!” she exclaimed.

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    or, the batfam dress up as demons to patrol Gotham, Batman never joined the League and the Justice League is beginning to think that the rumours of bats and demons might just have some truth to it after all.

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    23 Dec 2025

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