Im_Definitely_Surely_Not_Here



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    As the Junior Deputy fights her way through post-Reaping Hope County - collecting new friends, new pets, and new enemies along the way - she tries to come to terms with understanding the power Eden's Gate wields, as well as her own wrath.

    In the midst of the chaos, she finds herself forging unlikely friendships with unlikely allies.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Anna is called on by Mother Miranda after the loss of her mother to work on the yellow bloom infested gardens of the Beneviento’s residence. After finding Angie alone in the spooky mansion she suspects the lady of the house is nowhere to be seen. Though it seems Donna has taken and interest in Anna and wants to take every opportunity to watch her work, even if its from a distance. Will Anna be able to act gentle enough for Donna not to be scared of her? Will Donna finally realize that someone does find her beautiful?

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Thanks to Mother Miranda you now work with a semi-delusional, old woman named Angie for the mysterious Lord Beneviento. You discover that no one has heard, seen, or spoken to this lord and you start to question if they even exist. A wide hole is punched into that theory after you hear music being played in the forbidden basement, but before you could see who was playing, you were shut out. After that encounter you start to feel as though you are being watched and try use that to your advantage to lure this allusive lord out into the open. However, Lord Beneviento isn't the only one who has their eye set on you.

    This story is not canon to the Resident Evil Village gameplay but will feature some of the recognizable characters which include but are not limited to: Donna Beneviento, Alcina Dimitrescu, Salvatore Moreau, Karl Heisenberg, and Mother Miranda.

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    31 May 2026

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    A familiar hero from another time teams up with the Captain to save Hope County, and maybe herself in the process.

    The figure turned its head when it heard singing in the nearby shed. It slinked through the undergrowth, curious, tilting a head shrouded by a hood and covered with a mask. It stood, peering into a crack in the old shed’s wall and watched the fit middle-aged woman rummaging through old junk. The voice that was pouring out of the red-headed woman was soft, but strong, perfectly in key and confident. It was beautiful. And it was singing one of the Judge’s, no, the deputy’s favorite songs. The Judge felt an odd tug in her belly, felt emotions she had not felt in years.

    “SHE IS YOUR SHEPHERD,” the Voice whispered into the Judge’s ear.
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    15 May 2026

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    Alcina Dimitrescu’s eyes have always been perceived as cold and terrifying. What happens when her bug-spawn daughters look at them for the first time?

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    17 Apr 2026