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    29 May 2024

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    The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.

    He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

    It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.

    More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.

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    There's one thing worse than the day Dionysus met Percy Jackson and that's the day, in an alternate universe, where he met a demigod daughter of Poseidon instead of a son.

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    05 Jul 2024

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    I sat down on the street and took a look at myself
    Said where you going man you know the world is headed for hell
    Say your goodbyes if you've got someone you can say goodbye to
    ~"How Far We've Come" by Matchbox Twenty

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    The Fates, upset at Apollo refusing to return to Olympus and regain his godhood, unwind the tapestry and return him to when the story started going off track.

    This was a fatal mistake.

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    04 Jul 2024

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    Hades turned to the demigods that were still kneeling.

    “I need to speak with Will Solace,” he said to the shocked room, in the tone he could have used to say “I came to ask if one of you could lend me a pen.”

    “Alone,” the god added after a moment, staring right at Nico.

     

    Or, Will and Nico go on the stupidest quest ever. And it’s all Apollo’s fault.

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    04 Jul 2024