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The ethics are doing Roy’s head in. It feels like one of the stupid philosophy dilemmas Beard trots out, which he appears to think are an appropriate substitute for small talk on a pub night. Add this to the list - trolley puzzles and Roy’s weird sex problems:
1. Is it okay if your boyfriend gets off to the thought of you doing something that he thinks you wouldn’t think is hot but actually you do think it’s hot but he doesn’t know that so he’s all fucked up over it?
2. Furthermore, is it okay if you tell him you think it’s hot too, even if you know it’s going to make his dumb little idiot brain explode for some reason?
aka how to get your boyfriend to let you call him a princess
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Roy shakes his head. What an arsehole, he thinks. Jamie fucking Tartt, the prick kissed by God. Roy prides himself on not being a repressed dickhead, but Jesus's fucking cock, he's been having all kinds of nasty thoughts about that twatty fuck. He can't even make sense of them.
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And Jamie likes free shit as much as the next bloke, especially free shit from Roy, whose attention he gulps down like fucking air, but it’s like — “Roy, mate. I’ve got me own money, haven’t I?”
(In which Jamie doesn't need a sugar daddy, but Roy just might need somebody to spoil.)
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“Welcome,” Jamie says, emerging from the kitchen and handing Isaac a can of seltzer, “to the ‘guys who had very loud meltdowns in the dressing room’ club.”
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- Part 18 of writing sprints
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You seem like someone I could pick a fight with and dance all night with by Blackmustache
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Jul 2021
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Roy Kent is absolutely, one hundred percent NOT in a relationship with Jamie Tartt.
Just because they sometimes hook up, that doesn’t make it a thing.