Kiti_the_Warrior_Poet
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (19)
- Leverage (US TV 2008) (1)
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Open mouth, insert... pretzel? by Kiti_the_Warrior_Poet for elysiumwaits
Fandoms: Leverage
26 Nov 2019
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Eliot is never caught of guard, and he always has at least three back-up plans, but if anyone is capable of throwing him off balance, it makes sense that Parker would be the one to do it.
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I've Got a Long List of Starbucks Lovers by Kiti_the_Warrior_Poet for novemberhush
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Sep 2019
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Why can nothing in Stiles' life be easy? He was supposed to be living his best life, co-owning his dream coffee shop with his best friend, but apparently fate has other ideas.
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Derek doesn't know why he ever opens his mouth around Erica before he has consumed all of his morning caffeine, he always ends up telling her things he doesn't mean to.
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A Sterek fake exes au inspired by the prompt: ‘I didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so I just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’
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Here be Sterek
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A series of drabbles set in the Twin Universe inspired by the sterekdrabbles.tumblr.com drabble challenges. Posted as they are written. Not in chronological order.
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- Part 6 of Twin Universe
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When Police Officer Derek Hale agrees to help his boyfriend Stiles Stilinski earn some extra credit by participating in a training exercise for the FBI things don't go exactly as planned, and it's all Stiles' fault.
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Stiles and Derek adopt twin newborns one year on Valentine's Day. These are the adventures that ensue.
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A series of unrelated Valentine's Day fics inspired by Be My Valentine ~ 14 Days of Mediocre Valentine Prompts. (I decided to mark this series complete although it only includes 12 Days.)
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Derek starts noticing some weird things about Stiles after they start dating.
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Stiles shrugs. “‘Cause I’m not, like, a big scary wolf. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I am the most efficient predator on the planet, and I would like it on the record that domestic cats are still apex predators.”
“None of this is any reason for me to be embarrassed by you,” Derek says, confused.
“I weigh like seven pounds in my shift,” Stiles goes on, like it’s obvious. “I’m cute and cuddly, and old ladies try to pick me up and take me home if I’m not careful so I usually end up in a tree and have to figure out how to get down. If someone manages to get me in a bag or has a laser pointer in their pocket, I’m pretty useless.”
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Written from a prompt I found on tumblr you can find here.
Basically, a 21 Jump Street meets Teen Wolf meets shadowy government agency.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Kiti_the_Warrior_Poet
20 Dec 2018
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January seventh. Seven days since the start of 2015, and seven days since his father’s death.
The bastard, he thinks bitterly. The past year Derek Hale had made it blatantly obvious that he hated his scrawny guts, taking every given opportunity to shove him up against a wall, growl threats in his ears and roll his eyes whenever he stepped into the room, muttering some snide comment about how spastic or idiotic he was.
So why did he fucking volunteer to take him in?
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- English
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- 18/18
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Bookmarked by Kiti_the_Warrior_Poet
28 Jun 2017
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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Kiti_the_Warrior_Poet
15 Feb 2017
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After a long-forgotten agreement of an arranged marriage between Derek and the daughter of another pack's alpha resurfaces, Stiles takes it upon himself to become the most amazing fake fiancé that a clueless, desperate alpha werewolf could wish for.
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Kiti_the_Warrior_Poet
10 Feb 2017