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    “Once is happenstance, twice is the beginning of a pattern,” Ratio says. Screwllum stands just as composed and dignified as ever, waiting patiently for Ratio to finish his thought. He’s always doing that, it seems - waiting patiently for Ratio. The thought makes something twist in his stomach. “Thrice is a habit.”

    “Question: Is it disagreeable to you?” There is something close to a laugh in Screwllum’s voice.

    No, Ratio supposes. No, it is not.

    [In the wake of the events on Penacony, Ratio is temporarily called back to the Intelligentsia Guild to assist the Armed Archaeologists and Screwllum with preparation for their expedition to the Mechanical Emperor Tomb. Overdue discussions of intimacy and its implications cannot be avoided forever.]

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Phainon knows that Mydei is really, truly upset the moment he steps into their shared home and smells the savory scent of cooked fish. That, and the fact that Mydei does not greet him at the door.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    One year after the events of Penacony, Aventurine and Dr Veritas Ratio get married.

    Alt: In a coin toss between whether "Ratio takes the breakup badly" and "Ratio moves on easily," Aventurine finds himself engaged.

    Written for the TOTH Aventio New Years Countdown

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    24 Jul 2026

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    As the head chef of CK, Mydei might not be directly involved with customers but he has to endure a different hell, their orders.
    FOH is always incompetent: they let orders in ten minutes before the kitchen closes, they don't decline customers’ ridiculous substitutions, and they tend to be the most insufferable people he’s ever worked with.

    He’s 100% certain that u/deliverer on r/kitchenconfessions is a waiter, either that or a very dedicated troll.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Phainon wakes to his Phaidei account exploding with notifications, a small war in his comments section, and half the people convinced he’s running the Phaidei account, with the top reply being:

    Deliberber @phaifan33550336
    replying to @phaidei
    Dawg look at my deliverer shipping himself with Mydeimos we’re cooked

    It’s enough for him to click on his Weaver account in a frenzied panic, scroll to the settings, and click “delete”—mashing all the buttons, captchas, and “deletes” until he finally sees the “This account no longer exists” on his page.

    “Oh my god,” he mutters, heart racing. He chucks his teleslate on his bed and flops back down.

    (In which Phainon, an idol, attempts to run a fan account shipping himself with his childhood best friend, Mydeimos—another idol.)

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    14 Jul 2026