Le_Chien_Bleu
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- The Libertines (8)
- The Mighty Boosh (TV) (1)
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Future fic, in which Carl finds himself with a lot of spare rooms and an unexpected house guest. Chaos, crashing typewriters, jam and fluff follow.
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One-shot. Peter has a late-night visitor to his hotel room. Musings on prettiness and love and sex. Mostly sex.
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AU fic, set in BDSM-Universe (a land where domination/submission is the default expression of sexuality, and everyone has an innate preference). Peter Doherty is a switch, because anything else would be too simple. Carl Barat is a sub and he's not happy about it. The boys are Secret Service Agents for the British Government.
100% fiction. Based very lightly on RL counterparts; I have appropriated some RL situations, places, people etc. They continue to belong to their original owners and I promise to put everything back where I found it. I mean no harm. I come in slashy peace.
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One-shot about Peter and Carl and cats. Future fic/ AU. Light angst and humour, with a fluffy ending.
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Crossover fic: The Libertines meet The Mighty Boosh. It's a quiet day in the Zooniverse when a new creature arrives. The lesser spotted Barat, a ferocious beast with a taste for bananas and tall guitarists... Ridiculous AU fluff.
The Mighty Boosh remains the property of Noel Fielding/ Julian Barratt. The Libertines remain their own. I promise to put everything back where I found it.
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babies born in the month of may by bitterbloodyorange
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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Yuna does not say, I’m sorry, I miss my mom, I can’t keep anything alive.
There are parts of her she never wants Shane to see. She never wants Shane to know about the car she crashed at twenty, the herbs that died because she overwatered them, the miscarriages, or that she wanted to play on a hockey team very badly until she was thirteen. Only now, when her son is seventeen and her parents are long gone, does she understand her father had simply lied to her about the things he never could have forgotten.
Yuna Hollander and the Art of Raising a Winner Without Giving Him (or Yourself) Too Much of a Complex About It; Ilya Rozanov's Incomprehensive Guide to Charming Your Stoned Boyfriend
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04 Sep 2026
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nothing makes me feel as good by bitterbloodyorange
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.
Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.
Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.
or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.
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- Part 1 of playing it any way i want
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04 Sep 2026
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these acquired idioms by SecretsOfTheUniverse1987
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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Cliff tries not to be put off by the fact that Roz is so intent on keeping Jane a secret. Despite what people might assume, Roz is the kind of guy that keeps the things that matter close to his chest. In the moment, Cliff grins at Roz and says, “man, fuck you”, but in his head, he begins to plot. He’s going to learn more about this Montreal Jane, with or without Roz’s help.
Or, Ilya Rozanov is not nearly as subtle as he thinks he is, and Cliff Marleau is a good friend.
(Y'all, it took me two full days to realize I posted this without a summary. I promise I know how to use this website 😂)
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- Part 2 of speaking a foreign language
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03 Sep 2026
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i can be the one you call by SecretsOfTheUniverse1987 for Giveemhale
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 May 2026
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Hayden likes to consider himself a good father and a considerate husband. When Jackie mentioned that her sisters are planning a girls’ trip in Toronto, he didn’t hesitate in encouraging her to go, to stay the whole week, even when she started making noises about coming home early while her sisters head to the Falls for a couple days. Hayden is perfectly capable of and accustomed to taking care of his own kids while his wife enjoys a weekend at a spa with the WAGs or some family time a few hours away. He knows the length of time is making Jackie nervous, but he also knows she’s missed Maggie since she started her masters program in Chicago. Jackie’s always been close to her sisters, but Maggie is the only younger sibling Jackie has, and he knows that relationship is special to her. It would have been fine, too, if he was home with four healthy children and not four miserable children exhibiting flu-like symptoms.
Or, the Pike kids get sick while Jackie is away for a few days and Hayden calls in reinforcements in the form of his best friend and his best friend’s boyfriend, who turns out to be not so bad after all.
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03 Sep 2026
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sing of what's lost to you by SecretsOfTheUniverse1987
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Sep 2026
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Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov have built a life together that neither of them could have believed was possible until they were already living it. After nearly a decade of fighting for every minute together, they share a home, a team, and every part of themselves with each other.
Then Ilya takes a bad hit, passes out in the ambulance, and wakes up believing it’s 2008. He recognizes the man next to him as Shane Hollander, the boy with the pretty freckles everyone tells him will be his rival, but he has no concept of Shane Hollander-Rozanov, the man whose pretty freckles he wakes up to every morning. The Shane Hollander at his bedside looks older, he looks scared, and when he tells Ilya it is 2023, Ilya believes him.
Or, I give Ilya Rozanov (medically inaccurate) amnesia for the emotional angst of it all.
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
03 Sep 2026