Lesbian_Goose
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (2)
- Mia and Me (Cartoon) (1)
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Unicorns and- why the fuck is this ocean so big!? by Lesbian_Goose
Fandoms: Mia and Me (Cartoon)
31 May 2026
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"This is the will of the gods!" The figure before her shouted, stomping another hoof as the sound shook through the room like thunder.
"Please don't make me do this, Dont make me do this!" She placed the boy back in the crib from where she knelt.
"The blood on your hands is somthing you won't loose" the goddess turned to leave, flaring her wings "All you can choose is who's." And she left vanishing into an aurora borialis that lit the sky, leaving Mia to grapple with her choices.
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The odyssey but Mia is in odysseus' place Mo and Yuko are in penelopes, and Onchao is in Telemachus' (and kyaras mentioned a lot because im tired of people forgetting she exists)
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Elves and unicorns are the sentient species instead of humans, humans don't exist, you were a human? You're an elf now
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This is acctually a very complex universe with its lore and magic and half of it isnt mentioned because this is freaking EPIC the musical. And they reason this is a series is because I want to share it
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- Language:
- English
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- 2,778
- Chapters:
- 2/40
- Hits:
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The Goddess, Her Heir, and the Eyes they look up with by Lesbian_Goose
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Mar 2026
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He ran until he saw an island in the distance. His mother had told him stories when he was little, and island in another world, on it live one of the most powerful beings in existence, a kind soul that even the king of demons was afraid of. —Though from how demons were described, the king of demons was the king of watchers— This being was known to take in those running from other demons —watchers— and protect them.
Maybe. Just maybe. That was this island.
It was his only hope.
So he ran to it, collapsing at its beach.
Aka: Prince Theseus gets taken by a godlike species, and turned into one of them, he soon finds out why his mother "died"
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The rage I felt when they hurt you (they never will again) by Lesbian_Goose
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Mar 2026
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Who? That's all I must know. Who was it so I can keep them far, far away from you" His hand rested close to Theseus’, but didn't touch. The child weakly shoved a hand into his father's.
AKA: Emperor Philza finds out Theseus was assaulted by his advisors. He will protect him and punish them for their crime. but his priority is his son being comforted.
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The odyssey but mia's here so like.. miadyssey? (Placeholder title lmao) by Lesbian_Goose
Fandom Mia and Me (Cartoon)
31 May 2026
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- 2,778
- Works:
- 1
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Of God's and Monsters, I didnt expect it to be you (BETA) by Lesbian_Goose
Fandom Dream SMP
25 Mar 2026
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When a mortal child angers the god of Revival and Reincarnation he gets cursed, spreading watered down versions of it to those he hold dear.
But is he truly mortal?
Aka: I used to use C.ai to grow this au and these fanfics are how I repent for my sins (but hey, 2 months clean of it and counting!)
(and cope, I was legitimately addicted, now it's "damn I wish I coul-
NO!!!GO WRITE!!! SOMEONE'S GONNA FIND YOUR FUCKED UP TRAUMA DUMPING BUY PROJECTING IT ONTO C!TOMMY FUNNY)- Words:
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there’s stardust running through your veins by always_an_anxious_mess
Fandoms: Dream SMP
23 Jun 2023
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When he was little, he’d dreamed of being an astronaut, of going to space, like every kid did.
Space was fun, exploratory.
Or it was supposed to be.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 125,040
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,943
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- 8,175
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Bookmarked by Lesbian_Goose
31 May 2026
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His Curse of Binding by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Oct 2021
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Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free.
In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule.
~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.
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- Part 1 of His Curse of Binding universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,446
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 20
- Comments:
- 3,711
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- 20,171
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- 4,530
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Bookmarked by Lesbian_Goose
12 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This fic inspired my main au and for that I am forever greatful
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The flowers that come with loving you are suffocating me by Author_Mc
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
15 Jun 2025
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Tommy was a foster kid who got adopted by the Watsons. The Watsons have shown Tommy all the love and care in the universe for years.
But recently... That love isn't as apparent as it used to be.
For the past few months, Tommy has seen his family less and less. He knows they’re busy... Phil has to go to work early and stay late. Techno’s been busy with school and fencing practice. While Wilbur has been preoccupied with his band.
But that's okay, because Tommy loves his family, and his family loves him back.
Right?
Bookmarked by Lesbian_Goose
12 Apr 2026
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i'm turning this stupid journey into a comedy I swear to fucking god by Lieyantosh
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2025
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By far the strangest member of Odysseus’ crew was a man named Danny Motta, who spoke oddly and might or might not be some kind of prophet. Also he kept calling him Dyssy.
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Ten years ago, humans killed the Dragon King and his heir. Now, the elves seek vengeance. Rayla finds a boy, chained to a wall, weak, and tortured, but alive: The Dragon Prince. Together, with Katolis’s Prince Ezran, Rayla helps the dragon get back home to Xadia. Seeing the dragon free, outside for the first time in years, she finally sees hope. Rayllum content included.
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Bookmarked by Lesbian_Goose
19 Mar 2026