Muesli_Basic_Bitch



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  1. Summary

    collective dumping ground of my mha works, that vary a lot in lenght and themes and topics.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    The first sign something was wrong was when the housing market crashed because you complained about rent.

    The second was when increasingly similar incidents began occurring across the country, each somehow more catastrophic than the last.

    The third was when the Japanese government formed a special task force dedicated entirely to figuring out who kept violating the laws of reality, and said task force discovered it was you.

    ⋆˚ ꩜ ⊹ ࣪ 。

    After dying in the world's most embarrassing accident, you are dumped into a strange universe with absolutely no knowledge of heroes, villains, or the fact that you have been handed administrative access to existence itself. Every time you are mildly inconvenienced, reality rewrites itself accordingly. Every time someone tries to recruit you to save-slash-destroy the world, something inevitably blows up.

    The universe, which is being held together by duct tape and sheer willpower, would like to file a complaint.

    Unfortunately, you are currently unavailable.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Imagine dying before you can start that anime sitting in your watchlist for months.

    Now imagine waking up inside it.

    After an unfortunate encounter with a truck, you're reborn in a world you only recognize through cultural osmosis and memes.

    Your only goal?

    Stay alive, stay uninvolved, and become the most irrelevant side character in existence.

    The universe, unfortunately, has other plans.

     

    Disclaimer: This is an aged-up AU. All characters are 18+ and are portrayed as legal adults regardless of their canon ages.

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    It’s only supposed to be temporary: a spare room, borrowed clothes, recovery leave, and some time to get back on your feet. But living with two old UA friends is different now that they’re not just friends — they’re partners, living in a home built around each other.

    And the longer you stay, the harder it becomes to remember why you were so determined to leave.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    The thing Bakugou hates most about being a hero isn’t getting thrown through walls or pissing someone off and being put on the night patrol– it's getting a subpoena.

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    Bakuguou is notorious in the Shizuoka Criminal Prosecution’s Office for being an awful witness in court. You are a criminal prosecutor who has unfortunately become known in the office for being willing to take on files where Bakugou was the responding hero. Up until now, you’ve never had to meet him in person, only listen to him yell at you over the phone for daring to issue him a subpoena. With the upcoming trial of a high profile case involving multiple villains that you’ve been assigned to prosecute, your luck seems to be coming to an end.

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    18 May 2026

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    Dabi is in the strange position of hiding from his past by being really, ridiculously obvious to everyone from his past on national TV. With the League bar a smoking ruin, he jumps straight from The Bachelorette into Bachelor In Paradise with the hope that the program’s “secret” location and army of bodyguards will keep him from being kidnapped a second time… or. Well. A third time, really. He just needs to play it cool, but that’s hard when Hawks has followed him to Paradise too, and Dabi can’t seem to concentrate on any of the other contestants.

    Hawks is in the strange position of playing secret bodyguard for the man he’s fallen for, because the only other informants for the HPSC’s darkest secrets have either disappeared or been killed. This piles more angst on top of his already-confusing crush. Is he even allowed to have a crush? Emotions are hard. Hawks is suffering.

    Meanwhile Natsuo is horrified but vindicated when he learns that the details of his brother’s death were forged; half of the U.A. staff is on the hunt for Oboro Shirakumo, who called into a radio show despite being dead for over ten years; and the League may not be villains, but they don’t take an insult laying down.

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    04 Mar 2024

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