MyRealNameStartsWithJ
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Why was he at a knot tying class? And why was he so interested in the man giving the knot tying class?
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Kitty finds out something unbelievable about two professors , Mike , Alison and Thomas can't believe it.
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Pat has to do overtime , the Captain has to pick up Daley from school , and Daley is excited about magnets.
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A plot bunny I guess you could call it , vaguely inspired by that post that says 'but would you do the dishes without me asking?'
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Button House? More like , butt , on , house... by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)
22 Jun 2025
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Things went bump in the night and Alison is both, surprised and not that surprised.
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The first rule of fight club is have fun, and be yourself ^w^ by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
Fandom Fight Club (1999)
10 Nov 2023
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Sometimes I'll see a gay person and just yell FAG!
-Trixie Mattel- Words:
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Vol 1 by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
Fandom Jaws (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Nov 2021
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A series of song fics based on songs by Mon Laferte's album Vol 1
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“Patrick, I think I’m gay.”
The Captain’s revelation comes as a bit of a surprise. But then, it also isn’t that much of a surprise after all.
Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
15 Feb 2026
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first time dwobbits by Insane_Lollypop
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Feb 2026
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hobbits can get pregnant and thorin finds this out
go through the lives of their babies (ones frodo)
wrote this full thing for myself but now that its done I'm posting it all here. so sorry if something isn't correct or there's mistakes
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Idiots and Idioms by xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Feb 2026
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It's difficult learning a new language. Especially when in the company of a dozen mischievous dwarves who are determined to amuse themselves at a poor hobbit's expense.
Or, Kili and Fili are going to get Bilbo and Thorin together, come hell or highwater.
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Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
15 Feb 2026
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a hobbit shows they care by feeding those they love and care for. so by the time dis and gloin's wife Gerda got to erebor the entire mountain was a bit chubby.
cue misunderstandings and emotionally hurt bilbo but don't worry thorin fixes it
Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
15 Feb 2026
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The Warp by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Feb 2014
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Bilbo didn’t mean to do this. Well, of course he didn’t. This isn’t his fault.
One moment he was sitting in front of the fire where they were camped in the forest at the edge of The Lonely Mountain, clicking his tongue at Fili and Kili chucking bits of bread at Balin, the next they were under attack.
It all happened so fast, Azog and his Orcs embarking on a brutal slaughter before they had the chance to raise a sword in defence, and Bilbo somehow managed to claw his way through the forest and to the foot of the Lonely Mountain where he comes face-to-face with… Thorin… who Bilbo was certain just had his head chopped off a moment ago.
To make matters worse, he doesn’t seem to recognise him. And Erebor is… well, not a charred and blackened empty tomb inhabited by a dragon.
And yeah, Bilbo’s fairly certain this isn’t going to end well.