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Harry Potter, sorted into Hufflepuff, is a sassy chaos gremlin who befriends every dangerous creature, works for goblins, invents spells, removes Dark Marks, and annihilates Voldemort with curses and basilisk venom. Knighted, feared, and adored, he allies with the Forbidden Forest while Hogwarts staff realize they face six more years of unstoppable feral theatrics.
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22 May 2026
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Harry finally starts listening to his well-honed survival reflexes after killing the Basilisk. He swaps electives and talks to Ginny about what she knows. He discovers a friendship with someone who understands having to pretend not to be cutthroat to separate themselves from Voldemort.
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19 May 2026
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In which Harry gets the family he deserves, and Tom learns to love.
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I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me. by Mumpumlum
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2025
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"Are all mortal adolescants this small?" Thor asked.
Harry blushed. "I... That's just me."
The one in which Harry answers an ad for an internship at Stark Industries. Little does he know, the Avengers are looking for a guide to take two fossilised skeletons out for the time of their lives. I.E, showing the Capsicle and the Norse God around the world and getting them up to speed. Because Stark's too lazy to do it, and the others are too busy.
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21 Apr 2026
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Harry’s eyes crossed as Voldemort reached out to him, pressing his talon to the scar as though he had no idea what it was or what it meant. Harry braced himself for the inevitable, but strangely, the touch didn't hurt.
“What a princely boon you have been given, and quite the story behind it as well, I just know it.”
Voldemort smiled down at Harry, and seemed to wait for a moment, as though he expected some sort of delighted response like the bloody snake’s. Except then his gaze faltered, and his eyes flicked around with more purpose, taking in for the first time the filthy gag in his mouth, the blood still dripping from his arm and leg, and the way the scythe pressed so firmly against his neck.
“No, no, no, that isn’t right at all,” he muttered to himself, flicking his hand, still wand-less, in a series of impatient gestures that banished first the gag, then the statue, and finally the torn, bloody mess that were once his robes.
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One part not-canon!Voldemort popped into canon!Harry's world during the graveyard scene, one part dadmort who has literally no concept of interpersonal boundaries, and one part me really, really wanting to write about what a hemipenis looks like in the wild.
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16 Apr 2026