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Put Me Back in It by alphalupi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Arthurian Mythology, Merlin (TV)
16 Dec 2025
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This is what he’d been waiting for, this is why he’d suffered centuries in an odd sort of stasis. He’d seen the rise and fall of empire after empire, felt spikes in magic and heard whispers of legend that were so close to the real thing he’d nearly deluded himself into believing it time and time again, but nothing had felt quite like this. After an entire millennium of waiting, the King had returned.
Or: Harry Potter is the fated Future King of Camelot and Merlin isn't about to let him grow up in Surrey with no knowledge of magic. What results is a Harry who's much better trained and much more well equipped to dive headfirst into chaos and a Merlin who remembers what it's like to care.
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- Part 1 of Once and Future
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The summer after the events of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry Potter is dealing with depression and suicidal tendencies, the Order of the Phoenix is watching him like a hawk.
Then one day, his house blows up and the Dursleys are killed because Dudley Dursley was an Obscurial. Now Severus Snape is tasked with caring for an unstable Harry Potter.
Harry’s fifth year is full of making unexpected friends and allies, and even more unexpected enemies. This is a story of loss, and of healing. Battles lost, but wars won. This is a story about love prevailing.
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Raised in secret by Severus Snape, Harry Evans knows Hogwarts better than anyone, but belonging is another matter.
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What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys? What if he grew up loved and knowing about magic? What if his neighbor was Hermione? What if Lily Potter had a best friend who kept her promise to Lily to raise her son? This is what could have been.
Summary is vague, but this is an AU canon rewrite wherein Harry was raised by Amelia Bones, Lily's best friend. This is part of a larger series that spans from the 1970 to 1997 and covers the Marauder Era (also AU) to the end of the war. Characters may seem OOC, but that is because this is an AU. Darker themes will be present.
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- Part 1 of What Could Have Been
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A human. It was a real, living, breathing human. He stared, eyes bulging. When was the last time he saw a human? It had to have been just before Earth’s destruction. Trillions—no, quintillions—of years had passed since Earth was consumed by the Sun, and yet here was a human, alive and well. A human, standing there before him under a soft, blue sky.
Earth. He was back on Earth.
The Master of Death couldn't help it. He laughed.
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Left in darkness at the end of time, the Master of Death had been waiting for Death to finally reap his old soul. That is, at least, until he fell through a black hole's event horizon and woke up in Petunia Dursley's garden.
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I'm Switzerland (The Reconciler) by ATiredAndDeadWriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Being a neutral party is easy when you don't give a shit about what happens. Harry doesn't mind the war around him, so long as it doesn't affect his life or his learning. As far as Harry's concerned, the war wasn't his problem.
He's practically Switzerland.
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- Harry's second year at Hogwarts
- Harry still takes no shit from anyone
- Two Voldemorts go head to head as they find themselves at odds regarding the fate of Harry Potter
- The world shifts as the unthinkable happens, changing the course of the world foreverSeries
- Part 2 of I'm Switzerland - Over The Years
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Lord Voldemort pushed through with all magic and rage and apparated while following that pull of magic inside him that screamed Harry Potter.
He landed in the middle of a bright, sunlit street filled with almost identical houses in a suffocating muggle place. Voldemort turned around, hissing at a child playing in their garden and making her run inside with a scream that might have delighted him any other day.
His official return to the wizarding world was supposed to be dramatic, planned to perfection as the historical moment it was. Now his first official sighting was scaring children like some common ruffian. As always; his plans were utterly destroyed by Harry fucking Potter.
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After Nagini's attack on Mr Weasley in 5th year, Harry sneak off and steal the Prophecy without anyone noticing.
Instead, Harry is safely behind the wards on Privet Drive when Voldemort realise he has the prophecy.
If the summary seems familliar, it is because this is a re-writing of my older fic: If I cannot be loved I must be feared
Cannon compliant up til christmas holls in 5th year.
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This is my first ever fic. Please let me know if it needs work or if you like it lol I’ll take complements too.
Magic had felt like both a blessing and a burden. Now, the weight of it falls squarely on Harry, tasked with restoring balance to a world that has forgotten its own history. The only the thing keeping him entertained here is wondering whether Tom Riddle will keep tailing him like a traditional thief or finally have the courage to come ask him his question.
I do not own Harry Potter. Lol
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The Healer’s Sin by Coralysblack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
15 Dec 2025
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Harry Potter was never meant to stay.
After the war, worn down and forgotten by the wizarding world, he sought silence a damp, quiet place hidden among the pines: Forks.What he didn’t expect… was him.
Carlisle Cullen.
Golden eyes, a surgeon’s steady hands, and a voice too soft to hide the fire beneath.Harry was just a patient. A stranger with scars too deep to heal.
But in the quiet pauses, in the lingering glances and long, cold nights something slipped.
Something forbidden.And Forks never forgets those who play with eternity.
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Regulus Black did not die in the cave. Instead, he replaces Flitwick and begins teaching at Hogwarts as the Charms Professor.
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What would happen if only one slight change happened before third year? Who will die? Who won’t? Well let’s read to find out!
Kind of a retelling of Harry Potter, starting before third year, with a lot of changes on the long term. Not canon at all after a while. The characters can be very occ, that’s normal here. So don’t like, don’t read!
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Harry Potter is back.
Or Harry Potter is Hadrian Orion Black, the little brother, the little prize.
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fame is a gun (i got a taste of the glamorous life) by v1ntag3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2025
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After four years of owls being sent away with admission letters to one Harry Potter of Number Four Privet Drive and coming back with their envelopes perfectly intact, the Goblet of Fire spits out his name. So, as a last-ditch attempt, Dumbledore sends Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall to find him.
It... doesn't go as planned.
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Draco Malfoy was no longer the heir to a pure-blood house, although his name remained among the Sacred twenty-eight families in history, it no longer mattered. Draco Malfoy was condemned, not condemned to live with the Muggles, he was condemned to live without a wand in Malfoy Manor and without the right to appear anywhere in the magical world - unless he wanted to end up in St. Mungo's, which, incidentally, hated him.
Between taking a beating in Diagon Alley or living in the Muggle world, his choice was obvious.
Being responsible for Voldemort's daughter with his crazy aunt Bellatrix was an irrelevant detail in his choice of the latter option.Or, everything is fine in Draco Malfoy's life, except when his adorable daughter makes a new friend at school and he has connections to a world he no longer wanted to be a part of, or worse, to people he never wanted to see again in his life.
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Harry and Draco swap ties
Pandemonium occurs
Pansy is very mad
Draco sighs a lot
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Of Overexcited Redheads, Leather Pants, Angry Brothers and Meeting Parents by terlzylp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2025
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Some people’s only worries are their love lives.
Harry would’ve preferred if his were, too.He never asked to be Dumbledore’s spy, Ginny Weasley’s emotional support, or the one juggling Slytherin politics.
Unfortunately, he’s all three.
Life has a talent for turning his plans upside down — and this time, it’s gifted him a new, imaginary friend.A sequel to Of Detentions, Green-Eyed Babies, and Dashing Slytherins.
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Head Full of Doubt/Road Full of Promise by inkstainedsand
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2025
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Harry was angry.
Sometimes he thought that’s all he was: a ball of fiery rage, bottled so tightly that it explodes in regular intervals. Every other emotion glossed over. Anger was all he knew.
No, that wasn’t right. He also knew fear. Visceral, suffocating fear.
Or: Severus Snape helps Harry deal with all the hurt that is hiding behind his anger
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Harry didn't like talking, tears, and hugs. She preferred buying cute dresses, eating chocolate cookies, and blood.
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Child of the Coven and Cloak III by Littlekitten01
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
14 Dec 2025
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Harry has spent the last two years living his best life with his new and old family. He has amazing friends and Theo by his side and nothing can change the happiness he has felt. But one morning as he is curled up under the sun an owl lands by his side with a note from the ICW.
He is needed back in England for a Tournament he had never even heard of before and one he cannot pull out from.
This had Dumbledore written all over it, he had hoped that when he sent the treason paperwork to him he would back off.
Guess that was wishful thinking.
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- Part 3 of Child of the Coven and Cloak
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"There’s a new message on the wall. Someone has been taken into the Chamber. Who is missing?” Minerva asked
“Draco Malfoy,” Severus said.