NightshadeTM
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (5)
- Dream SMP (5)
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Pick A Card (The Two Of Hearts) by NightshadeTM
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Sep 2026
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“Are you new around here, Houdini? I’m sure there’s another location, say, five miles out from here?”
“Why should I leave?” The man scoffed, shuffling the cards much more than necessary, “I think this place is cozy. And it’s packed in the daytime. Lots of people, y’know. People who would kill to see a good trick or two.”
“...You do realize that I’ll be here, stealing away the traffic?” Wilbur sneered.
“Out of pity. Giving money to the poor is a charitable act, isn’t it?”
Wilbur felt his mouth open slightly.
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Wilbur is a passionate busker trying to make enough money to survive. Quackity is a magician dreaming of getting rich quick. Both of them wind up claiming the same road for their street performances. Antics and shenanigans ensue.
I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF WILLIAM GOLD, SUPPORT VICTIMS
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The Sleepy Bois Save Christmas by NightshadeTM
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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"Wait, Wilbur, I can't hold on, stop squirming!"
"I'm not squirming! The sleigh, it's—"
Wilbur and Techno yelped as the sack swallowed both of them up, landing on Tommy with a resounding, "Oof!"
None of them got the chance to scream before the sack was sealed shut, shaking as the sleigh shifted about.
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5 years after the death of their parents, Wilbur, Technoblade, and Tommy wind up in Santa's Bag of Presents...whisking them away to the North Pole. SHENANIGANS ENSUE!!!
Series
- Part 4 of Nightshade's Oneshots of Awesomeness
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Turducken: Wrath Of The British by NightshadeTM
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Nov 2025
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Mrs. Minecraft sure loved her American traditions. Fireworks on the Fourth of July, crying on Memorial Day, going to the cemetery to put flags on the graves. While still living in Britain.
Needless to say, Mrs. Minecraft did not care about Philza's values. About his traditions, or about him, really. The idea that he had settled down with a wife and had kids was just enough for her to want to spend time with him. Rather, her grandchildren.
He should've cut her off years ago.
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The Minecrafts are British. That much is clear. But when Philza’s family insists on celebrating Thanksgiving, the family must suck it up and deal with it. How much can they take before they snap? (WSS DNI AND FUCK OFF)
When I say shenanigans ensue. I MEAN. SHENANIGANS™.
Series
- Part 3 of Nightshade's Oneshots of Awesomeness
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Really Tight Jeans (And Other Ways To Ruin Your Oral Presentation) by NightshadeTM
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 Oct 2025
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But he was ready. The door was right there. His management supplied laptop was left there. To his left, not left behind, was it still there?!
Wilbur looked to his side. Oh, thank god. Alright. Now he’s ready.
Steeling himself with a huff, he turned the handle and walked into the conference room.
Where a distinctly Not-Schlatt-Shaped man was sitting on a spinny chair.
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Wilbur is asked to present to the president of SchlattCo an alternative energy source for the sake of PR. Unfortunately for Wilbur, Schlatt has sent his Vice President instead. Also unfortunately...he's hot. Like really hot.
Shenanigans™, indeed, ensue.
(WSS DNI!)
Written for Magnolia's TNTOBER 2025!!!
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- Part 2 of Nightshade's Oneshots of Awesomeness
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“Okay, here.” Quackity proposed, “Why don’t I just kill you now and put an end to your misery? No more pain, no more feeding, and no more dead bodies.”
“Look, you need to understand: I don’t want to die! I’m not going to let you kill me!” The vampire put his hands together to emphasize each point, his voice shaky, “I haven’t seen the newest episode of ‘5 Minutes until Dawn’, and I wanna watch it!”
“...That shit show?”
“It’s so ass. I love it.” The vampire reminisced, rubbing his nose.
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After mercilessly slaughtering every despicable monster in sight, Vampire Hunter Quackity encounters a surprisingly non-murderous Vampire who begs for his life. A very hot vampire. Oh no.
And as all good things do...Shenanigans Ensue™.
I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF WILLIAM GOLD WSS DNI DNI DNI GET THE FUCK OUT EW EW EW
Series
- Part 1 of Nightshade's Oneshots of Awesomeness
Recent series
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Nightshade's Oneshots of Awesomeness by NightshadeTM
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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