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This is the Map of My Heart by there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Marvel, DCU, Red Hood: Lost Days
24 Apr 2026
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Odds are good someone will want to put Bucky in a box of his own again, before this is all over. Might be a prison cell, if the government has its way. Might be another cryo tank. Might be a cage built for a larger-than-average lab rat.
They’re welcome to try. He’s not going back.
[Or: the one where Bucky and Jason chase down Hydra, learn how to be in love, and eventually find their way home.]
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- Part 2 of Bulletproof Heart
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- English
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- 160,046
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- 31/40
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22 Sep 2026
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foolproof cleaning hack: just move and start over* by WynterSky
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
16 Jul 2026
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Several months after nearly being killed by the Joker, Jason Pennyworth-Wayne is Gotham's favorite celebrity news item, Scarlet is a mostly-welcome presence on the streets (if only people would get his name right), and Jason Todd is just trying to enjoy a new life with his cat in a giant house with an unlimited budget for cleaning products.
So naturally this is when Bruce Wayne's actual secret child turns up.Series
- Part 2 of clean it
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17 Sep 2026
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Things Left Unspoken by Romiress
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
11 Mar 2020
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Six months after the events of Under The Hood, Joseph Wilson meets a stranger in a bar. Mute, with a massive scar across his neck, Joseph feels a pang of recognition.
He's never met anyone with a story like his.
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Inspired by Nac-Nic's gorgeous mute Jason art.
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- English
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- 13,658
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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11 Sep 2026
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Baby Bird, Hear My Words, Give it Time by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League Dark (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer
16 Aug 2025
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Never in his life would he have bet on the fact that a trip to Gotham would result in probably one of the most hilarious occurrences to ever happen to John, and he was mad because no one was ever going to believe him if he were to tell the story of the time he came across a kid stealing the literal wheels off the Batmobile
When Constantine was in Gotham on a personal errand, he comes across a kid stealing the wheels off the Batmobile. Naturally, because this was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, he decided to help the pipsqueak, completely unaware of the chain of events he was setting in motion by doing so.
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05 Sep 2026
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The Hellblazer's Apprentice by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comic), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days
07 Mar 2026
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If there are two things Jason knew for a fact that Batman hated, it's magic and John Constantine. Both were unpredictable and often dredged up chaos whenever they were present. So when Jason runs into Constantine while on his murder training world tour, he realized he could kill two birds with one stone.
Piss off Batman and learn magic to use against him?
He'd be an idiot not to take that opportunity.
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- Part 1 of The Hellblazer and Hood
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- English
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- 85,340
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- 9/?
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05 Sep 2026