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Invisigal accidentally outs Robert as Mechaman in what she thinks is a private conversation with Blonde Blazer, not realizing that Flambae is close enough to overhear her.
Struggling to control his horrible temper, Chad goes to the gym to blow off steam and think…where he finds Robert trapped under the weights.
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Breathe. Count to ten. You’re not a villain anymore…you’re a good man, and you can do good things.
“Ask me to stop,” Chad breathed, the muscles of his arms quivering under the powerful desire to end Mechaman right there in the headquarters. He needed something else, someone else to step in, but they were completely alone. Even the janitors had gone home. “No, beg me to stop.”
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28 Feb 2026
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The dwellers of the prosperous walled city of Vault 33 view ghouls as commodities to be owned and used.
When an act of mercy spins out of control, Lucy's unprepared for the consequences.
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13 Feb 2026
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Ghouls are sterile, everyone knows this. Lucy knows this.
Her uterus, however, didn't seem to get the memo.
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- Part 2 of Son of a Gun
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10 Feb 2026
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Dick wonders if it’s too greedy of him to want it all: the Alley, a clown’s head, a boy’s peace of mind. Because he can take it. Dick can make it happen, see it through.
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19 Dec 2025
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Order Up by uncorrectgrammar
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
12 Nov 2025
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The first rule of BatBurger, according to Mark, was don’t flirt with Nightwing.
Livia would have laughed, just to be polite, if the manager had said it like a joke. Instead, he’d said it with all the gravity of someone announcing an incoming hurricane.
“He’ll flirt with you first,” Mark told her. “But it’s a bit. Don’t feed the bit. You flirt back, I get complaints, and then I’ll have HR breathing down my neck.”
Livia blinked. “Are we talking, like, the Nightwing?”
Mark gave her a flat look over his clipboard. “Do you think we have another one?”
In which BatBurger’s newest employee has a lot on her plate. Between school deadlines, family guilt trips, and the regular risk of getting mugged in the most crime-ridden city in the country, it’s no small wonder she hasn’t run for the hills yet.
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17 Dec 2025