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    "We can't fuck..." Sukuna laughed dryly, staring at Yuji with an unfocused gaze; in the neon light, his cheeks blazed a deep fuchsia. "What if it turns out your dick is bigger? I wouldn't survive that. I've snorted too much speed in my life, I've got a weak heart."

    Yuji smirked and tugged at Sukuna's belt, pulling the end free from the loops. The sense of utter abandon made his head spin.

    "Chicken."

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    26 Apr 2026

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    oh my god, two hands on the phone everybody, two hands in the phone

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    “You know, if you wanted to get this kinky, you could’ve just told me. No need to stray.”

    Yuuji takes a step forward, an arm rising. Satoru palms the hilt of his knife.

    Yuuji flinches back. “Satoru, I’d never hurt you.”

    “I do want to believe you.” It comes out as something of a confession, too quiet for comfort, but the hopeful eyes Yuuji turns on him kill any regret before Satoru can feel it. “You’re a good man, Yuuji. But you’ve got a secret basement with a naked man tied up inside, and something tells me he’s not here willingly.” Satoru cocks his head. “Is he?”

    “…Not exactly.”

    “So you’ve kidnapped a man.”

    “No!” Yuuji says immediately. “I wouldn’t—that’s my brother.”

    “Your brother,” Satoru echoes, not particularly surprised. The pink hair was a bit of a clue. “Alright, you’re keeping your brother tied to a bed in your secret basement. Naked.”

    When Satoru stumbles upon a hidden basement in his boyfriend’s house, he finds a captive man bearing a striking resemblance to said boyfriend.

    Or: In every world, Yuuji is Sukuna’s cage and keeper both.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    OUTDID USELF W THIS ONE

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    Yuuji’s grandfather is burning when the strangest man he’s ever met asks him to choose his hell.

    “Will it be you?” Yuuji asks. “The one to kill me.”

    There’s a brief pause before the response. “Probably. I wouldn’t entrust Sukuna’s vessel to anyone else, certainly not at full power.”

    Something twinges in Yuuji’s chest at the assumption there. A duller clench follows—not quite guilt.

    “No,” he says, finally looking up. “I mean now.”

    Even with the blindfold—worth a sharp flare of confusion each time he looks at Gojou—Yuuji can tell Gojou’s surprised. He can see it twist into a frown too, and it’s somehow a kinder expression than all his smiles have been.

    “Definitely then,” Gojou tells him. “I’m already here anyway. Just so we’re clear—you’re choosing to die now?”

    When told to choose his hell, Itadori Yuuji picks the easier one—a clean death, then and there. He couldn’t have known that it was never really a choice.

    Or: Gojou Satoru kidnaps a teenager, supposedly for his own good.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

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    Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.

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    24 Oct 2024

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    LAWD

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    “Sukuna,” he breathes.

    The figure turns its head. Messy pink hair, long enough to cover the creature’s nape but not to hide the segmented dark markings running down his back, shifts in the wind. He catches the edge of a sharp jaw, pruned of the last vestiges of baby fat that used to be there.

    “Not exactly,” says the voice of Itadori Yuuji with the body of Itadori Yuuji, with markings and power and two whole extra limbs that say this cannot possibly be Itadori Yuuji.

    But when the creature rises, turning to face Satoru, the eyes that meet his are the brown of autumn leaves, not the red of fresh blood, and even the two half-open eyes under those are more amber than crimson.

    Yuuji’s eyes, peering calmly at Satoru from amidst Sukuna’s telltale markings.

    “Hello again, Gojou-sensei. It’s been a while.”

    The Prison Realm releases Gojou Satoru—one thousand years into the future.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    just so delicious