Perpetually_Confused_Goose
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hey girl, your infodumping about history is kind of really hot by Perpetually_Confused_Goose
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
21 Feb 2025
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my friend told me there were no black rasin cookie/olive cookie fics and they were sad, so now im fixing it
what it says in the title
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Where toucan sam falls in love by Perpetually_Confused_Goose for ccorpse_bee
Fandoms: Cereal Mascots - Fandom
19 Feb 2021
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Toucan Sam is a busy man, with little time for romance
but what happens when he meets the cinnamon toast crunch gang?
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Totally Platonic and Work Appropriate Group Chat by man1cpixiedreamcowboy (pr1nce_steve)
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
31 Oct 2025
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“Are your geriatric boyfriends sexting you right now or something?”
“They are not my boyfriends! And they're not that old!”
“Right, right, sorry. Your gay-married middle aged bosses that have taken a totally professional interest in you… in wanting to fuck you, that is,” She mutters, glancing up to see his burning face, “Holy shit, they are sexting you!”
(a one shot that deceptively is not a textfic nor does it have sexting, sorry)
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- Part 1 of dennis & trinity gossip sessions
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04 Feb 2026
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“Whoa! What the hell happened to you?”
His hand freezes mid-motion and he feels his chest tighten. “It’s not a big deal. Just… an accident.”
Trinity quirks an eyebrow. “What kind of accident?”___________
Dennis's situation is a little worse then people think. He spends his nights rotating between shelters and the streets, never having discovered the empty floor. When a stupid accident at the shelter causes him to get hurt, he finds he has a lot of lying to do to his traumatized colleagues the day after the MCI.- Language:
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03 Feb 2026
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Sweet Dreams by hadakasakka
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
19 Jun 2025
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When people said I don't know how to flirt, so I'm going to stare at you until you marry me, but Sugishita said: I don't know how to flirt, so I'm going to nap with you until you marry me.
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02 Feb 2026
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“You said–” Sugishita pauses, then takes a deep breath. “You said that if I thought Sakura was . . . cool, then it was probably because I was jealous.”
Akihiko nods, trying very hard to not zero in on the slightly pink hue on Sugishita’s cheeks. “Mhmm.”
“What would it mean if,” Sugishita hesitates, looking directly at Akihiko before quickly averting his eyes. “If I thought someone was c– . . . cute?”
Oh?
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02 Feb 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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01 Feb 2026