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Just Stay by Inscribedlighter (Beewaggle) for Grayscale Sparks
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
24 Mar 2025
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Kayne is a planner, but also impulsive. When something inside him tells him to stick around a little while longer after sending Arthur into the past he isn't unhappy with the results.
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21 May 2026
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The Z-team are planning a Christmas surprise for Janelle and Robert since they've never experienced a proper Christmas before. In the meantime, Janelle and Robert talk about it while the former recalls all that the two of them have in common.
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Post-Canon (good/everyone is forgiven ending)
Trigger Warnings: Child abuse/neglect, child soldiers, mentions of the mob- Language:
- English
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- 3,813
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- 2/2
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02 Dec 2025
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Beef makes discoveries and spends time with the Z team.
Robert tries to stay sane and keep his dog safe because, yes, they're all crazy and dangerous. Send help, please.Bookmarked by PlaguesNotSoGuiltyPleasures
22 Nov 2025
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Robert finds he can’t sleep and looks for a diversion. Despite the social media’s usual reputation as a cesspool, it turns out people can be nice to heroes sometimes.
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16 Nov 2025
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READ WHEN NEED TO CRY(/POS), CLEANSED MY SOUL, WATERED MY PLANTS, PETTED MY KITTIES
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Flambae thinks Robert is dating mechaman and has feelings about it
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- Part 1 of Roberts with WHO now?!?
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10 Nov 2025
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A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Jan 2015
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Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.
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23 Aug 2025
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The Gift of Hobbits by MoroseBarnacle
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Jan 2024
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The gift of hobbits is a secret not known to dwarves. Bilbo’s gift saves the Company—repeatedly—and they don’t even know it until after Smaug is dead. But by then, just about everybody knows there’s a hobbit in Erebor, and the invading orcs decide to keep Bilbo and his otherworldly gift for themselves.
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11 Aug 2025
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Sinking Stones by navyfeather
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
07 Sep 2019
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Dwarves can't swim. They are made of stone and they are quick to believe they are incapable of staying afloat. In reality, they are just a bit too heavy and dip faster than any other race, but that does not imply they're incapable of swimming! But information carried through generations can grow out of proportion, until dwarves are made believe they simply can't swim at all.
But Bilbo knows better.
This story consists of 4 smaller stories that all tie into each other, but could be read separately;
1. Bilbo learns that dwarves can't swim, and Fili and Kili nearly drown
2. Bilbo teaches the company of dwarves to swim
3. That same night, Bilbo teaches Thorin to swim
4. The dwarves arrive in Lake Town, and there's only one way to get to Bard's house unseenBookmarked by PlaguesNotSoGuiltyPleasures
29 Jul 2025
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Your Son by TheEndeavorNetwork
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 May 2025
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"As Thranduil approached, Legolas’ eyes lifted. Seeing his father’s visage, his smile faded to almost nothing. Concern replaced the mirth in his eyes. Finally reaching him, Thranduil grasped his son by his tunic and pulled him directly off the horse."
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23 Jul 2025
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How to Elope After Saving Middle-Earth by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084) for Djapchan
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Dec 2024
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Legolas and Gimli run off together...leaving a trail of confusion in their wake!
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23 Jul 2025
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A war of clothing pranks between Thorin and his consort Bilbo.
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17 Jul 2025
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Rose of Every Colour by TonyPie17
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jul 2015
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This is a set of thirteen drabbles (plus the prologue) that revolve around Bilbo garden and the meanings of the flowers that come from it. Thirteen roses bloom in Bilbo's garden, and each one represents his feelings towards a different company member every time. Over time, Bilbo fills a vase with a bouquet of the beautiful flowers he gives to his friends.
Bagginshield undertones in most chapters.
Completed 10 July 2015 02:22AM
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15 Jul 2025
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Kíli becomes friends with Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas while in Rivendell and mischief ensues.
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07 Jul 2025
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Clue-finder by TheGrayKnight
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Mar 2023
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Bilbo originally asked to meet with Balin to discuss what he could do to help restore Erebor. He had no idea Balin would turn it around and talk about dwarven courting customs.
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- Part 3 of Year of the OTP 2023
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05 Jul 2025
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Bombur is a dwarf, a nice round dwarf, and a cook.
The elves are rather thin. Too thin.
Bombur comes to the wrong conclusion.
The elves are confused, Elrond and Galadriel are loving it, Gandalf smokes weed, Lindir and Thranduil are *stressed*Bookmarked by PlaguesNotSoGuiltyPleasures
01 Jul 2025
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Up the hill and down again, across from side to side and back to the gates of Erebor – Thorin could not shake his following horde.
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28 Jun 2025
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The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2015
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Filled for a prompt on the Hobbit Kinkmeme:
"Thorin is terrific with kids... to a fault. He seems to have a knack for appropriating other people's children. First it was Fili and Kili, then it happens with Bard's children, and then later on with Frodo."
Otherwise known as: "Thorin observes the dibs rule for children"
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28 Jun 2025
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Five times Kíli's smile saved the day.
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21 Jun 2025
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My Dwarf by Rosa_Cotton
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 May 2013
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"But, Ada, Mithrandir gave it to me!"
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20 Jun 2025
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Only Kili and Bilbo are not affected by the gold sickness, and Kili is watching as his family is lost before his very eyes.
Neither he nor Bilbo knows what to do, but they have to try something to save the others from themselves.
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19 Jun 2025