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Alastor the Vampire Slayer by Primro
Fandoms: Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
05 May 2026
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The story follows a young Alastor endowed with the ancient powers of the slayer, who fights the forces of darkness, battling alone, relieving the world of vampires and demons.
Inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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- English
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- 1,172
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Alastor got a little caught up in his hobby and now the FBI is snooping around New Orleans, looking for a serial killer.
To avoid detection Alastor contracts his estranged father to help him lay low for a while.
His father is the leader of a gang, and a certain member of that gang quickly finds himself fixated on Alastor
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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Stitched Up: Part 1 of the Mixed Signals Duology
Alastor's wound from the battle with Adam is not healing. Out of time and out of choices, he decides to raid VoxTek for their new medical product--only to be caught before he can use it. Vox, ever the opportunist, offers him a deal that he is in no position to refuse...
Story Notes / Content Warnings:
- This is officially an AU! Canon divergent post-Season 1.
- Alastor is represented as a sex-indifferent asexual in this story (an individual with no desire for sex but no particular repulsion for the act). (With thanks to Manuscripts Don’t Burn for the terminology!)
- Due to the nature of Vox and Alastor's deal, all acts between them fall under the 'DubCon' umbrella.
- There will be violence. There will also be cuddling.
- Specific chapters may have additional Content Warnings. Please check the chapter notes.Series
- Part 1 of Mixed Signals (RadioStatic Duology)
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03 Dec 2025
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Of all the demons who could have possibly inherited his contract. Why did it have to be Vox? The pompous, obnoxious, desperate television demon who had been oh so obsessed with him for ages. And Vox would never let him go. Not now that he had him. What he’d wanted for so long now, always just out of his reach. No, nothing could persuade him to give him up.
Vox gets ahold of Alastor's soul, and he intends to take full advantage of his new acquisition. Unfortunately, his feelings for the man make everything a bit more complicated. But Alastor might just come to realize that Vox owning his soul isn't actually the worst thing.
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- English
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- 115,107
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 2
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- 1,198
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29 Nov 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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- English
- Words:
- 106,998
- Chapters:
- 60/60
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- 1
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- 4,227
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- 228,996
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17 Apr 2024
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Edward Teach owns the wildly successful greeting card company Blackbeard. He's going on Undercover Boss as Jeff the Accountant to get a feel for what the company looks like when he's not around.
Stede Bonnet is the manager of the singing cards department in Blackbeard. He's definitely got it all together. For sure. If you squint.
Aka the OFMDxOfficexUndercover Boss fic no one asked for
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- English
- Words:
- 35,398
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 166
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- 536
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- 110
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- 5,969
Bookmarked by Primro
25 Dec 2023