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   Paperback Writer by WyvernQuill

   Fandoms: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ | Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu | The Vampire Dies in No Time (Manga), 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ | Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu | The Vampire Dies in No Time (Anime)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Dec 2021

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Draluc/Ronald (The Vampire Dies in no Time)
   • Draluc (The Vampire Dies in No Time)
   • Ronald (The Vampire Dies in no Time)
   • John (The Vampire Dies in No Time)
   • Fukuma (The Vampire Dies in No Time)
   • Humor
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Misunderstandings
   • Romance Novel
   • Purple Prose
   • (well at least Ronald gets a little dramatic in his writing)
   • Idiots in Love
   • Love Confessions
   • (in indirect and roundabout ways)
   • Domestic Fluff
   • But also
   • Pining
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Oblivious
   • Human/Vampire Relationship
   • Blood
   • (implied here and there at least)
   • technically implications of Ronald/Original Female Character
   • but since 'Carmil' is entirely fictional and basically Draluc in a dress I chose not to tag it
   • just to make this clear: Ronald DOES NOT REALISE that Carmil is very obviously based on Draluc
   • he really thinks he came up with an original love interest character all by himself
   • bless his heart
   • Draluc on the other hand picks up on the striking resemblance pretty quickly
   • and finds it VERY funny
   • and takes it as a prime opportunity to mess with Ronald a little
   • which he honestly deserves for that impressive display of stupidity

   Summary

   Romance.
   Romance is the hot new thing on the book market, Autumn Publishing’s research team discovers... so Ronald is promptly informed by Fukuma-san that he should consider integrating a romantic plotline into Ronasen, or else.
   Given very little choice in the matter, but also very much lacking any kind of romantic partner in his life, Ronald scrambles to simply make up a love interest from scratch.
   In the end, he settles on narrating his whirlwind romance with a slender, sly, and rather weak vampiress, who comes to live in his flat after he attempted to hunt her down for kidnapping and accidentally burnt down her castle in the process.

   Of course, that makes this new volume of Ronasen a work of fiction, in its entirety. Any similarity that ‘Lady Carmil’ and her pet, Jane the Pangolin, might have to actual persons and familiars, living or undead, is purely coincidental…

   ...right?

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   English

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