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10 Apr 2026
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Everyone knows Zoro has the perfect boyfriend—tall, blonde, and handsome. He cooks Zoro’s bento every day, fights as well as Zoro does, and has the clearest, bluest eyes mankind has ever seen.
Everyone also knows this “boyfriend” doesn’t actually exist.
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09 Apr 2026
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Imagine person A making person B a friendship bracelet, expecting person B to never wear it, but when it’s given to them person B puts it on and is rarely seen with it off.
A group of marines charge, Zoro slices through them, and in that instant Sanji feels his own eyes grow wide. Because there, on the arm now outstretched towards him, steel glinting in hand, is the stupid bracelet he’d given Zoro. The bastard is actually wearing it.
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09 Apr 2026
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Peering over the edge, Zoro expected to see a Sea King, maybe some debris floating in their wake, or perhaps one of the ship's smaller boats had come loose. Instead, what he saw made his breath catch in his throat and his heart skip several beats.
There, illuminated by the ethereal glow of the moon reflecting off the water's surface, was Sanji. But this wasn't the Sanji he'd known for years, the chain-smoking cook who kicked his way through battles and flirted with every woman they encountered. This Sanji was something else entirely, something that belonged more to legend than reality. Where the cook's familiar long legs should have been was an elegant, powerful tail that seemed to capture and reflect every ray of moonlight.
Zoro stood there, his mind struggling to process what he'd seen. A mermaid. Sanji was a mermaid. The implications hit him like physical blows, the danger this put their cook in, the trust that would be shattered if anyone with ill intentions discovered the truth, the sheer vulnerability of the secret he now carried.
As the swordsman finally made his way back to his own quarters, one thought echoed in his mind above all others: How long had Sanji been carrying this burden alone?
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08 Apr 2026
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"Listen," Sanji said suddenly, his voice dropping to barely a whisper. "I have an idea."
"If it involves kicking, I'm in."
"Better." Sanji's grin was sharp enough to cut steel. "What if we gave them exactly what they want?"
Zoro blinked. "What?"
"Think about it. They want us together so badly? Fine. We'll get together. We'll be so disgustingly, overwhelmingly in love that they'll be begging us to break up within a week."
It was a terrible idea. It was absolutely, catastrophically stupid.
"I'm listening," Zoro said.
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08 Apr 2026