RockCatTomato
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Sorry, I have a bodyguard by RockCatTomato
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
11 May 2026
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Tango is Jimmy’s bodyguard and lifelong best friend.
Jimmy and Scott are arranged to be married.
At first, Jimmy and Tango don’t know what to think of the inscrutable Rivendellian prince, but what will happen as the three’s lives become further and further entangled? Politics is one thing, but love is another entirely.
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- Part 2 of Sorry, I have a...
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to float around (and ghost my friends) by RockCatTomato
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Apr 2026
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Tango gets home from attempting to power wash the cobblestone path leading to the church, to find a translucent man sitting on his couch, eating Oreos.
Tango is wet, and muddy, and feels incredibly gross. It’s not the best circumstance under which to meet your ghost.
“Hey,” Tango says.
The ghost turns, a smile spreading across quite a pretty face. “Tango! It’s great to see you, thanks for the Oreos.”
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Tango becomes the groundkeeper of a graveyard and gets haunted by a surprisingly friendly ghost in the process. The ghost's name is Scott.
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When Joel is thirteen he meets a boy on the beach during his summer vacation. The boy's name is Scott, and together they are young and wild and larger than life. They see each other the next summer, and the next, and the next. They don't think it will ever end.
Ten years later, two strangers run into each other at a coffee shop.
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[Podfic] Love and Long Legs by RockCatTomato for LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Jan 2026
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When Scott catches a spider in their flat, he decides to show Mumbo he has nothing to be afraid of and they go outside to release it together.
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That's it. That's the fic.
[Podfic version]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 108
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tell me what to do by RockCatTomato for MBohJeez
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Dec 2025
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He pulls away from where his head had been pressed to a heartbeat-less chest to raise his hands to Mumbo’s face, looking into his newly grey eyes.
“Darling,” he says, voice coming out soft and sad. “What have they done to you?”
Mumbo doesn’t respond to his question immediately, but Grian can see his lips moving. It’s a small movement, like a ventriloquist, like he’s hoping no one will notice. Grian moves to press his ear to his mouth so he can hear him better.
“Tell me to move.”
The words baffle Grian and he pulls away for a second to look at the man.
“Tell me to move,” Mumbo repeats, louder this time even as his voice barely constitutes a whisper. “Tell me to hug you back. I can’t do it myself.”
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In wild life Grian summons Mumbo as a zombie. He discovers that while Mumbo is under his control, he can only do what he's told to.
Recent series
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Sorry, I have a... by RockCatTomato
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
12 May 2026
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In a hodge-podge fantasy land with elves, fairies, and princes, arranged marriages are prevalent and polyamory is very real. Everyone falls in love.
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oh, but my darling by RockCatTomato
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jan 2024
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This is a series of companion fics. These do not need to be read in order, and you do not need to read one to understand another. They don't even follow the same canon necessarily. However, they all follow the same format. This format is that one of the life series takes place in one timeline, written in second person, while simultaneously that same character reacts to and recovers from it in their 'home' server, which is written in third person.
- Words:
- 30,880
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- 2
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- 7