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Perk of the Job by SarcastCity for prettyaveragewhiteshark
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Sep 2026
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Vi'd always been good with numbers.
Counting in kindergarten…then, later, counting cards...and after a stint in prison, she'd gotten one of those fancy ass accounting firm jobs in the city.
Problem was, Piltover didn’t much like her prison record, once they caught wind of it, and, suddenly, Vi was out of a job.
Vi hadn’t tried for another job in the city - she’d just come straight home, where Vander had told her he’d gotten her a good job all lined up.
Vi trusted him, and so she hadn’t asked any questions when they’d gotten off the phone; she’d just packed her boxing gear and two duffel bags of shit and tossed all of it in her old beater of a pickup and made the trek back to Zaun.
Dinner last night had been great - dinner was always great at her dad’s house - and this morning she’d gotten up bright and early for her brand new job.
Which she really should have asked more details about.
Vi smiled and shook her head, walking across the empty parking lot and underneath the neon sign that read, in big, pink, cursive letters…Babette’s.
Her dad had gotten her a job at a strip club.
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The Stripper Caitlyn/Accountant Vi AU
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12 Sep 2026
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My Blue Anchor (don't drag me down) by Yanana for PopulusTremula1219
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2026
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“I admire your perseverance, Harry,” Andromeda said after she was poured a double whiskey. “But maybe the house is a lost-cause? I don’t see how you could turn this into a cosy liveable space, anyway."
Harry scratched his messy hair and gave a half-heated shrug. “I feel like fixing the house is a metaphor for fixing my life at this point.”
Or, when Harry asks Hermione for help with restoring Grimmauld Place to a family home, she happily agrees. The house is a puzzle, even for an experienced curse-breaker like her. Only, she might not be ready to accept the only way it can be solved
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25 Aug 2026
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"We received transmission from Rio's shuttle a few hours ago."
Agatha shoots up to her feet, suddenly wide awake. More awake than she's ever been in her life, in fact.
"Like...you know where it is? It's drifted back into the solar system? Or-"
"No, Agatha, it was heading back down to Earth. Piloted.”
Agatha can hardly breathe. Her heartbeat pounds in her ears. She used to fantasise about this exact conversation in the early years. Is it possible she's still asleep? Is she dreaming?
"Are...are you saying that-?"
"Yes, Agatha. I'm calling to tell you that Rio is alive."
Rio is an astronaut who’s dedicated her life to developing humanity’s understanding of the cosmos. When NASA asks her to join a pivotal expedition to study a black hole, she leaves her wife and son despite the fact Agatha begs her to stay.
When she returns she finds that a week in space was fifteen years for Agatha and Nicky.
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14 Aug 2026
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"What's your name, Hon?"
"Ri-" She stops. If this is someone close enough to leave fliers in her friends bar regularly, it's someone who might know her name. It's not exactly common. "River."
"Bullshit." The voice on the other end sounds amused. Rio can hear the smile in it.
"Well Jolene isn't your real name either, is it?" Rio fires back.
"Baby, I'm doing sex work. I need the name to protect my identity, but you don't have to hide from me."
"I could say the same to you."
"With all due respect, I didn't call you up for phone-sex did I?"
Touché.
Rio is absolutely furious when her girlfriend tells her she's breaking things off, partially due to the fact she's too quiet in bed. Hoping to get comfortable with dirty talk, she takes her friend's advice to call up a sex hotline to practice on a stranger.
It takes her far too long to realise that the woman she's having casual phone-sex with is none other than her best friend of ten years.
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14 Aug 2026
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Rio raised her chin, her face relaxing in disinterest. “So why are you only pinching me now?”
“I needed an eye witness actually seeing you in action.” She titled her head, her gaze curious roaming over Rio’s body. “I’ll give it to you, your sleight of hand isn’t half bad.” Her free hand came to Rio’s thigh, slowly trailing upwards. “And you can’t necessarily swap cards without doing a little counting too, right? That takes some skill, hon.”
Rio’s tongue felt heavy, the warmth of this woman’s touch was spreading across her skin like delicious pin pricks. “I don’t know what you mean,” Rio sweetly lied.
“Mmmh,” she hummed, her fingertips skating underneath the hem of Rio’s skirt. There was a rough tug followed by the sharp snap of her garter. The owner held up the cards in show. “You’re a terrible liar for your line of work, baby.”
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Camp! Crime! Moral ambiguity!
crimelord!agatha and pettycriminal!rio in vegas in 1988Bookmarked by SanitySaint
13 Aug 2026