Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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(I Will Try) To Fix You by Millanov
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Ilya was standing in the tunnel to his right; he was quiet now, eyes glued to one place. Shane looked over, watching as Marleau wrapped his arms around Rozanov from behind. Watched the way Ilya’s body slowly lowered to the ground as a guttural cry tore out of his mouth.
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You're really going to have to trust me on this one.
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10 Jun 2026
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Frank is back and nothing feels real.
(Frank is back, and Robby isn't ready to see him. Frank is post-rehab, and Robby is ten years post-messy-relationship-with-Jack.)
Bookmarked by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
08 Jun 2026
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Tanner doesn’t respond. He looks back at Frank, uncertain for a moment, then lets go of his hand. Frank kneels one last time, hugs them both close, kisses their soft heads like it’s a ritual — a shield, a blessing, a silent apology.
Then he stands.
Some things are just too hard to say.
(Or, Frank Langdon isn’t fighting through addiction. He’s trying to leave his abusive wife).
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08 Jun 2026
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Frank’s not a junkie.
Frank wants to die.
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08 Jun 2026
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Frank climbs out of their bed at exactly 12:32 am every single morning — the digital clock on Robby’s nightstand being his timekeeper.
(Or, Frank is dying and fucking two old men).
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08 Jun 2026