SmokeyMelons
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An Origin Story for Victoria Argent - exploring how she came to be the tough as nails woman she was at the time of her death.
Victoria Argent who was not in fact born to a family of hunters, but instead to those they hunt.
Because I had questions. Seriously why does she hate werewolves so much? What was her last name before marrying Chris? Why did she attack Scott? And why did she decide death was the better option to life as a bitten wolf?
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- Part 2 of The {Plot} Bunny Suicides
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- English
- Words:
- 692
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- 1/1
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- 9
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A Story Fragment about a Hermione Granger who is back in the past.
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- Part 1 of The {Plot} Bunny Suicides
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A moment of contemplation with Justin as he thinks about Alex.
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All Alone, More or Less by SmokeyMelons
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Fantastic Four (Movies 2005-2007)
01 Jul 2015
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Appleseeds: Sometimes the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. And sometimes, the apple falls before there’s even a tree.
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- Part 2 of Far Away From Here
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Shipwrecked & Comatose by SmokeyMelons
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Fantastic Four (Movies 2005-2007)
28 Jun 2015
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Darcy always thought her soulmate would be appreciative of her obscure pop-culture knowledge. And while he is, he's just not quite up to date as she've thought'd he'd be.
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- Part 1 of Far Away From Here
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The {Plot} Bunny Suicides by SmokeyMelons
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Apr 2020
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This is a series of unconnected works in progress.
Most are either story fragments that I probably won't add any more to or are ideas that have been stalled for years.
All are open to adoption. Just make sure you tag me!
(And maybe let me play beta.)
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- 1,097
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- 2
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Far Away From Here by SmokeyMelons
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Fantastic Four (Movies 2005-2007), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
01 Jul 2015
- Words:
- 1,949
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- 45
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Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family by gonzoclock
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
- Words:
- 394,332
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3,193
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
28 Jun 2026
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book four.
Features: a Harry Potter that has a bad feeling about this one, an Oliver Wood who's just heard of this new show called Friends and he's about to make that everyone else's problem, a Tom Riddle that has a REALLY bad feeling about this one, a Draco Malfoy that has done really pretty admirably not being dragged into the narrative for the last couple books if you really think about it, and both Sirius and Remus who are just. They're doing their best, they really are.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,679
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 1,921
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- 4,627
- Bookmarks:
- 997
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- 110,849
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
28 Jun 2026
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It’s a cute little apartment in Diagon Alley, perfectly Lily, with potion cauldrons in the kitchen sink waiting for a wash and a small herb garden at the window.
There’s also a fucking framed photograph of Severus Snape on the wall with several knives sticking out of it.
“What the fuck?” James has to ask.
“Haha… don’t worry about that.” Lily laughs awkwardly and pushes James through the bedroom doorway.
James is very much worrying about that. If there ever was a red flag, this is it.Or
James Potter third wheels his own marriage.
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
24 Jun 2026
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Portrait of a Sociopath as a Loving Mother by myrskytuuli
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2018
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Lily Evans got described by many adjectives: vivacious, charming, bright, natural, talented, brave, funny, witty, kind, popular...Truly, she was an exceptional witch who for some reason left behind her a trail of deeply troubled individuals.
Answer to the question: What would change in the story if Lily Evans had been born a sociopath is: not necessarily anything.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,421
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 280
- Kudos:
- 4,388
- Bookmarks:
- 1,464
- Hits:
- 67,692
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
24 Jun 2026
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two truths and a lie by vintagemocha (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2022
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He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?"
"It did, actually," Harry says.
Sirius stares.
"Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last."
Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?"
Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking.
(or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,377
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 140
- Kudos:
- 5,567
- Bookmarks:
- 1,236
- Hits:
- 40,368
Bookmarked by SmokeyMelons
24 Jun 2026