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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Poseidon!Ramattra, god of the sea, among other things. Saves you, a mortal, from throwing your life away and develops feelings that he probably shouldn't.

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    01 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    The only language humanity speaks is violence.

    At least, that is what Ramattra wholeheartedly believes, and Imre still holds out hope that his belief could be proven wrong. When her words do not reach him, the only thing she can do is show him that there is another way. There had to be one; the silence was going to be their end otherwise.

    But would her efforts mean anything? She was a singer, not a politician.

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    31 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Happy birthday, Ramattra.”

    Ramattra let out a quiet hum in response, still deep in meditation. When your words finally processed, he lifted his head, HUD reactivating as he turned to look at you. Your silhouette was a blur as his vision slowly refocused, revealing the shape of your face. Though your expression still eluded him, he knew from your voice that you were smiling.

    “What?”

    You tapped the glass surface of your watch, angling it toward him as it lit up. He leaned closer, able to make out the bold letters that flickered on the screen.

    “March, the twenty-ninth. Today is your birthday.”

    His… birthday. Right.

    You remind Ramattra what day it is. He ponders the concept.

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    29 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Ramattra slowed down a tiny bit more as all elements fell into place, feeling like he had something suddenly stuck in his voicebox.

    His hand had stilled in the middle of Hanzo’s thigh. He surreptitiously moved it again, as if testing a theory— Moved it up, slowly, fingers pressing a bit more insistently on the seam of the jeans that followed the inside of Hanzo’s leg. His artificial pinky inching closer and closer to the fold between Hanzo’s thigh and his groin.

    Hanzo jolted, minutely so, closing his eyes with a fold forming between his eyebrows. He let out a trembling puff of breath that escaped with the tiniest little whine known to mankind.
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    In the immediate aftermath of "Message in a bottle" Ramattra and Hanzo are back on the road, together... And now free to explore certain parts of their budding relationship to their heart's content.

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    26 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Ramattra reflects on a conversation he once had with his brother while on a date with D.Va.

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    17 Mar 2026