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    “Come on, Caitlyn, you can’t actually believe that your entire life can revolve around football forever. Get a master’s degree, a real one, focus on that.”
    “But football—”
    “Football will still be there when you’re done.”

    BREAKING: Piltover will not renew Caitlyn Kiramman’s contract at the end of the season

    “Is it safe to assume you’ll be joining the football team at Piltover University?”
    “I’ll try out, we’ll see what happens.”

    Who did she think she was?
    Did she expect to come to her team as a game?
    Did she expect everyone to bow and grovel at her feet, begging her to join?
    Vi had been captain for three years and she was going into her final one, if she was expecting to take the captaincy from her, she had another thing coming.
    Just like if she thought she’d just waltz into a starting position.
    Reality was coming, she thought.

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    Caitlyn moves from a professional team to a university team and Vi isn't thrilled about having her there, but Kiramman’s really good at football, so she's going to have to deal with it

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    18 Jan 2026

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    The look. The lips. The hips. The tits. The hair. The eyes. The skin. The waist.

    To say that she didn’t put this song on because it perfectly encapsulated the sight before her would be a straight up lie. Her raven hair tied messily, loose strands of hair framing her perfect face. Her piercing blue eyes that seemed to catch every detail on the court. Her impossibly long legs that seemed to go on forever, exposed by what could be barely called a tennis skirt. And her form-fitting polo with its buttons left undone, hugging her slutty little waist. Oh god, the fucking waist.

    Vi couldn’t take her eyes off of her even if she wanted to.

    “Earth to Vi, you’re still eye fucking your doubles partner.”

    OR: Cait/Vi Modern AU where they're doubles tennis partners

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    28 Feb 2025

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    They lapse back into a comfortable silence. Shane looks at Ilya as he is and thinks about Ilya as he was at seventeen, smoking in the back of a Saskatchewan parking lot. The image is almost unbearably tender for Shane, where his own seventeen year old thrill at seeing Ilya Rozanov meets all the things Shane knows about that lonely boy now.

    Shane thinks: Do you love number 81 more than you love this man?

    "Hey," Ilya says, brushing his knuckles over Shane's cheek. "Whatever I do, I will be there when you come home."

    Ilya decides to retire. Shane is very normal about it.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    What happens when your realise the thing you've dedicated your whole life to and based all yourself worth around is not going to last forever at the age of 35? Follow Shane Hollander as he finds out and handles it in the most normal way possible :)

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    “Well, you are getting something from me. Two things actually: Life-changing sex skills and an opportunity to fuck me—”

    “—Oh, give me a break—”

    “—But,” Ilya says. “What am I getting out of this?”

    “The opportunity to f-fuck me,” Hollander snaps, and yeah, a pretty fair point.

    ilya is failing a class, shane is failing at exploring his sexuality. despite their seven-year-long animosity on the ice, they turn to each other for guidance. a deal is struck.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Probably the greatest college au to grace this archive. Like, ever.

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

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    12 Jan 2026