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    I wanted there to be Snow Cake fanfic. I also wanted Vivienne to not die, and Alex to not drive off into an uncertain future. This is my attempt to keep together what belongs together. Initially, this was supposed to be a chaptered fic, but because of the quite varying length of the snapshots, I decided to make them a multi-fic series instead.

    This is also my ongoing tribute to the late Alan Rickman, whose work meant, and still means, a lot to me. Snow Cake is my favourite film of all times, and in my opinion one of Alan's most beautiful works. Here's to a great man, whose impact on my life I hope to honour in my writing.

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    "Oh," Jamie laughs. "Well, it’s November, innit?"

    He says that like it’s supposed to explain why he looks completely fucking ridiculous.

    Roy blinks at him.

    "Mate," Jamie continues, exasperated. "Y’know, the moustache thing? Movember? It’s for, like, mental health."

    "Whose fucking mental health?" Roy replies. "Because the thought of watching you try to grow a moustache sounds absolutely fucking terrible for mine."

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    or, jamie grows a moustache while roy slowly and steadily loses his mind.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Roy has noticed that Jamie and Maggie have been spending a lot of time together. Which is fine because they’re fucking adults and they can do whatever the fuck they want. But it makes him worry. Because Maggie is fucking good at her job, Roy respects her a lot, and if she and Jamie got… involved and things ended badly, he would hate for the club to lose her.

    Yes, that’s why something uncomfortable stirs in him when he hears both of them giggling like kids in the treatment room. It can be so hard to find a good physio.

     
    When a new physio starts working at AFC Richmond and she accidently lets slip her dislike for Zava, Jamie is expecting to become fast friends with her. What he's not expecting is for Maggie to clock his feelings for Roy so quickly. Shenanigans ensue.

    or, OC takes these two idiots and goes 'now kith'

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Five plus weddings over the course of his barely 12 weeks off? He honestly didn’t even know he knew that many single people.

    This does present an issue, though.

    There’s no way Jamie Tartt can be seen at a wedding without a plus one. He’s got a reputation to maintain, after all. Not to mention that now that he’s barely drinking, trying to get through a whole wedding and reception without someone there to help distract him sounds like torture.

    How’s he supposed to find dates to every single one?

     

    Hmmmm I wonder how Jamie Tartt is going to solve this dilemma???

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Jamie runs the night over in his head again. He thinks about the way Roy had asked him to come out with him. He replays how Roy had said he was proud of him.

    It's been hours since it happened, but Jamie stands in his kitchen, thinking about how Roy said he was proud. It still makes something inside him twist. He wants to hear it again, and he knows it'll keep replaying even if it was just a fuckin' lead in to Roy telling Jamie he was getting back with Keeley. It was all a lead up to Roy saying that he knew Jamie had feelings for her, but they were starting something back up. Basically that he should stay out of the way.

    Such bullshit.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Jamie’s been flirting with him.

    Roy is… almost sure of it.

    But Roy has been a footballer—and a well-known one, at that—for far too long to be confident about this observation. He’s never had to wonder before. The kind of women who wanted to sleep with him in his prime had no problem being so obvious that even he couldn’t misread the situation. Blokes were a non-issue altogether.

    Lately, though, Jamie’s been doing his head in.

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    24 Jul 2026