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The poison would have instantly killed a lesser man. Sanji finds a way to feel guilty about it, and Zoro is just as tenacious as ever.
Zoro is on death's door and somehow, for some god-forsaken reason, manages to make his way into the kitchen. Sanji can't fathom why.
(T for swearing, occasional medical descriptions)
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27 May 2026
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Can't believe I didn't bookmark this
Ughh I love this one so much
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Sanji’s brothers are two things. Emotionless monsters, and unable to resist their father’s commands.
After Judge Vinsmoke breaks his promise to leave Sanji alone, he finds himself trapped once more in Germa’s labs, subjected to cruel experiments. When the crew finds him, he still has his emotions intact.
But not his freedom.
All Zoro wants is to talk about Whole Cake Island and their will-they-won’t-they relationship. All Sanji wants is to get out of this whole situation with his sanity. Will the crew be able to figure out what’s wrong with Sanji before it kills him… or before he kills them?
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23 May 2026
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So so good Sanji angst ❤️❤️
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“Hey, Zoro, I don’t think I’ve ever asked before – do your earrings mean anything?”
Zoro rolled his eyes and turned back to his food, shrugging. “No real meaning to ‘em. Just exactly what you see: three swords. Thought it looked cool.”
“What about the other one?”
Zoro just grabbed a fork full of rice. “Wedding band.”
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Or, the one in which the strawhats find out that somehow, at some point, RORONOA ZORO, local grump and all around non-romantic, is literally MARRIED
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01 May 2026
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I. Loved this!
The little hints and clues of marriage!
Usopp going absolutely crazy lmao
Luffy being fucking oblivious
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
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01 May 2026
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I love this fic so much omg
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He couldn’t fight, he couldn't walk, he couldn’t cook. All he could do was lie there and be so fucking useless.
When Sanji injures his legs and his hands, his friends help him recover.
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- Part 26 of Febuwhump 2021