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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Is this o-” Eric starts to ask, but is cut off by an impatient Kyle.

    “Eric. Just. Fuck. Me.” Kyle grits out.

    “Don’t have to tell me twice,” Eric says before ramming the rest of his cock into Kyle.

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    Eric and Kyle attend their first college Halloween party as Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf, but with a twist (the twist is Kyle's tail is a butt plug).

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.

    “I can be nice,” Cartman answers.

    “Yeah?”

    “I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.

    (UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)

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    04 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    They drafted them like a ceasefire agreement, like two idiots trying to turn a war into a business deal:
    No catching feelings.
    This isn’t romantic. It’s just convenient, and it stays that way.
    No one finds out.
    Not Stan, not Kenny, especially not their parents. It goes to the grave.
    This ends whenever one of them says so.
    No questions, no whining, no drama.
    It doesn’t change anything.
    They still hate each other. School, work, arguments, insults—those stay exactly the same.
    No talking about it.
    What happens between them stays in the moment. No processing, no pillow talk, no “what are we?” crap
    They didn’t write them down. They didn’t have to. The rules hung between them like a barrier they both pretended they could respect.
    But deep down, they knew the truth:
    Neither of them wanted to stop.
    And this—whatever this was—wasn’t over. Not even close.

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    01 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    During Stan's slumber party for his 18th, he and Kenny ironically end up hearing some 18+ sounds coming from his bathroom in the middle of the night... Needless to say it's not a very happy birthday for him, but at least Kyle and Cartman seem to be having fun...

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    26 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    One of Kyle and Cartman's fights leads to something else.

    Kinktober 2025 - Day 1: Masturbation + Orgasm control

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    25 Feb 2026