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    After blowing up his Aunt Marge Harry spend the rest of the summer before his Third Year in Diagon Alley. Having heard about Inheritance Test he decided to take one only learns about the betrayals from his friends. Only to find out that what they had done caused even more harm they could imagine.

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    24 May 2026

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    Funny Shit

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    It had never been in his plans to keep the Deathly Hallows. His plan was to move on with his life. Get married. Have kids. Instead, he died. And came back in a new body. A body that did not age as the years passed. And the only one to keep him company was one he called Lady Death. Until Nick Fury interrupted his solace.

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    13 May 2026

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    Gajab

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    James and Lily Potter were absolutely abnormal, thank you very much.

    For one thing, they were dead. For another thing, they were addicted to television.

    But you’d be addicted to television too if it meant you got to watch your only child grow up in a world without you by his side.

     

    Welcome to a director's cut series where we get to watch Harry’s life - the good, the bad, the hilarious, the murderous - through the eyes of his parents and their friends in the Afterlife.

    This is a spin-off of the (completed) Seven Years of Chaos series and cannot be understood without reading the rest of the series first.

    This story is never abandoned, but it lives in the back of my mind because - truly - the story is completed. This is only a bonus.

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    12 May 2026

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    til Chapter 9.

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    After her husband is unfaithful and her cookie-cutter perfect world is turned on its head, Petunia Evans Dursley finds herself in her old hometown, full of regrets and feeling that her life has been without purpose. Before she can quietly take her own life, she is given an impossible offer by a long-dead figure from the magical world: return to the past, and rewrite her own history. Seeing it as a chance to make up for her biggest regret, Petunia accepts and finds herself in the middle of a Wizarding war she knew little about, protecting the younger sister she tried to forget by seeking help from the one person in the magical world she knows how to find.

    A what-if story beginning in the latter years of the first war against Voldemort, where an unlikely alliance turns into an even more unlikely romance, and the bonds that bloom from it will change the course of Wizarding history.

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    12 May 2026

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    Entertainment Pro Max

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    Harry survived impossible odds all his life: his hateful relatives, their abrupt decision to kick him out, and then the years he spent staying alive on the streets of London.

    Situations weren’t impossible, not when Harry had the one thing that kept him safe and made him special: magic.

    And then getting to go to school filled with other magic kids? Getting a gang of his very own? Finding out that he was famous and getting to learn more and more magic?

    Life was brill.

    Life was not so ‘brill’ for Severus Snape who saw a small boy covered in scars, stuttering when he spoke, and seemed to be filled with unresolved trauma. The boy he vowed to keep safe had a true knack for chaos, a knack that even Severus could hardly contain.

    Welcome… to Year One.

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    11 May 2026

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    Entertainment Heartbreak
    Fluff and Chaos. Very loved fic