Writingnerd291
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Oh, She Hates Me by Writingnerd291
Fandoms: The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore, The Lorien Legacies - All Media Types, I Am Number Four (2011)
05 Aug 2025
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“She hates my hair, my truck, my music. I think the only thing about me that she doesn’t hate is my dog.”
“And you’re still hung up on her? She must be some woman.”
“She is. She really is.”
Maren slammed her hand onto the power button with more force than was probably necessary. She tightened her hold on the steering wheel and cursed. She cursed Stanley Worthington; and John Smith, for leaving her truck’s radio station on that channel; and every other radio station that she could actually hear without too much static for all having commercials going on during Stanley’s interview.
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An Alien Invasion of the American High School System by Writingnerd291
Fandoms: The Lorien Legacies - All Media Types, The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore, Star-Crossed (TV 2014)
10 Jul 2025
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After a decade of being forced to live in the shabby Loric Sector of Paradise, Ohio, the United States is finally trying for integration with the aliens who came from the planet Lorien. By allowing a select few Loric teenagers to attend classes at the local high school, many are hopeful that the two species will learn to get along. Many, though, have no hopes for diplomatic success.
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Inconvenient by Writingnerd291
Fandoms: The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore, The Lorien Legacies - All Media Types, I Am Number Four (2011)
27 Jun 2025
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It sure would be inconvenient if any of the Garde were to present as anything other than a beta. Good thing that that certainly won't happen to Katar and her adorable little Garde. The only thing more inconvenient than that would be not knowing what her Garde will present as at all.
Prequel to The Scariest Thing (is to Stay)
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- Part 1 of Stay
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Hidden Moments: The Fall of Five by Writingnerd291
Fandoms: The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore, The Lorien Legacies - All Media Types
13 Jun 2025
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A series of one-shots at various points throughout the series (starting with Fall of Five) where Six and Nine could have had cute moments together if Pittacus Lore wasn't a coward.
Edited and posted from FFN.net. I didn't steal my own work, I promise. It's just updated because I started this 8 years ago (man, time flies. I feel old).
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- Part 1 of Lorien Legacies Hidden Moments
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While wandering through Echo Village one late night in winter, Neil finds himself at the farmer's doorstep. He doesn't usually like to bother Rachel, since everyone is always bothering her for some crisis or another. But given the state of her farmhouse and the severe weather outside, he can't help but intervene. And it's only because she's his best customer, of course. It's only good business.
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Stay by Writingnerd291
Fandom I Am Number Four (2011), The Lorien Legacies - All Media Types, The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore
28 Jun 2025
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Lorien Legacies Hidden Moments by Writingnerd291
Fandom The Lorien Legacies - All Media Types, The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore
13 Jun 2025
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Sakura's orders: Seduce Uchiha Itachi, and get him to spill intelligence about Akatsuki's plans.
Itachi's orders: Sleep with Sakura, and leak intelligence on Akatsuki to her. In the process, help her develop her abilities at seduction missions, and gain info on how Sasuke's doing.
Too bad pheromones make everything so much more complicated than it has to be.
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Bookmarked by Writingnerd291
06 May 2026
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From sixteen to eleven didn't feel like a big jump until she realized that she was now the best ninja in their class. And that tiny Sasuke hates her for it.
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Bookmarked by Writingnerd291
12 Apr 2026
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Sasuke accidentally hits Sakura with his Chidori while fighting Naruto on the hospital rooftop and awakens his Mangekyou Sharingan three years too early. Then it all goes downhill from there.
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It has been eight years since Sasuke Uchiha graduated from the academy, and he has not crossed paths with Sakura Haruno since. But, after meeting again while helping setup for the summer festival, their paths can't seem to stop crossing.
Sasuke, Sakura, and a year of chance encounters.
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AU. Instead of losing her legs, Paula Crock lost her life. Now Lawrence Crock has two goals in life: protect his daughters from the League of Shadows and become the father they deserve. If he can. If they'll let him