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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    When the Boston Raider’s management gets fed up with yet another scandal from their star Alpha center off the ice, they send Ilya to the OM-pet shop and tell him to buy an omega to release his excess pheromones and stop terrorizing the city. The last thing Ilya wants to do is adopt a loud needy desperate omega, but he has no choice if he wants to keep playing Hockey.

    Or the one where Alpha Ilya adopts the quiet sweet looking omega Shane huddled in the corner of the shop and gets more than he ever imagined but don’t save him as he’s right where he wants to be!

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Weeks later, when the news finally breaks, the headlines will call it a “catastrophic brain injury”.

    They’ll analyze the hit from every angle, trying to find just what went so wrong. It was clean, it was legal… and yet it somehow slammed Shane Hollander into the ice hard enough to end his career.

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    or, another take on shane’s injury in episode 5 being much, much worse.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander is playing his first playoffs as an Ottawa Centaur. But he has a problem, he is NOT USED to not having sex with his HUSBAND. That itch he feels is starting to affect his game.

     

    Or a neurodivergent OCD study on Shane’s relationship with playoff superstitions centred around masturbation and how he eventually overcomes them through, in part, exposure therapy blow jobs.

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    10 Jul 2026