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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    A ninth-birthday gift from his uncle sees Xiao Mo transported to the countryside in the human world. Instead of danger, he meets Shang Qinghua, who unexpectedly becomes his jiejie and his best friend. He's sure they'll marry in the future, no matter what.

    He doesn't anticipate that Shang Qinghua doesn't want to be a wife or a woman at all, but he's committed to fixing that small problem as soon as he learns of it.

    Featuring the joys of farm living, extremely chaste spring dreams, and xianxia sex-change pills.

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    Update December 2025: This work is complete at three chapters. There were others, but they were in service of what is frankly a different story. I might write that story someday, but in the meantime please enjoy.

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    19 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Lü Dongbin stares at the ashes that now lie at their feet. Then he looks at his hands, which really aren’t his hands, since he’s in Zhongli Quan’s body, and Zhongli Quan is currently in his body. 

    “Shit,” Lü Dongbin says.

    Or: Lü Dongbin and Zhongli Quan deal with the repercussions of a body-swapping talisman, all while trying to hunt down the culprit.

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    18 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    She hates him. She hates him and she hates Jack and she hates her mother for leaving her.

    or: a story about holly, about haunted narratives, and about being fifteen.

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    09 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Fuck, but Shang Qinghua missed being able to just send a dick pic. Patiently teaching people how to sext from first principles was so much work. Still: better than nothing.

    飞: depends what you like. tell me what you're into, baby

    冰: No
    冰: I am not your baby

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Six months after the events of The Nice Guys, life's going pretty smoothly for both Holland March and Jackson Healy. Going to work, solving cases, pissing a lot of people off, but hey, no one got hurt.

    Until one night, Healy drives March home. The sweet, undeniable tension between them finally pops.

    "I said I'm serious 'bout takin' you to dinner." Healy says. "You got anywhere you wanna go?"

    March exhales. He takes a step back. Looks around, then back at Healy. He smiles.

    "Heyyy, aren't you that diner guy?"

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    A 29-page screenplay adaptation of Holland March and Jackson Healy's first date.

    Word count: 4637 (uploaded script pages in image form)

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    30 Aug 2026