bones_telling_stories
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"In the Service of Venus" & Essay by bones_telling_stories
Fandoms: Canterbury Tales - Geoffrey Chaucer
25 Feb 2026
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Alison was not unfamiliar with the process of mourning a husband, but she must confess that this most recent husband both made it easier and more difficult than the previous four. Then she met Godiva.
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They Have No Use For Your Song by bones_telling_stories
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Nov 2023
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Guillermo gets a text from a wrong number. Also, who the fuck is Colin Robinson and why is this rando making it Guillermo's problem?
a “wrong number” fic lol
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So, that Shopkeepers meeting was weird, but life goes on. Nina finds a record player in her shop, and Maggie has something to say.
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Five times Maggie brought Nina a record, and the One time that Nina returned the favour.
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Tony Stark learned how to run and run and run. And he never learned how to stop. So what happens when he wakes up over a decade before he was born, with nowhere left to run?
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Hi Jon,
I was emailing to enquire if you had any vertebrae for sale? I’m looking for some sturdy ones to use in a sculpture of mine.
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- Part 3 of INKTOBER
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,112
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 18
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Taako remembers... something? Things go very wrong very quickly.
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I do various Inktober prompts... when the wind moves me...
– Series place – Prompt – [Prompt number/Prompt year] –
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Dear Mr. Stark... by bones_telling_stories
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
08 May 2019
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A series of letters sent to and from Peter Parker, for various reasons.
Various texts, emails, and other ways of communication (via post-it notes) concerning Peter Parker and his precious life.
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In the summer before his fifth year, Harry unveils some family secrets.
This changes things.
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- Part 5 of ode to the blank spaces - ongoing hp long fics
- Part 1 of i am the day transcending night
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While on the hunt for Horcruxes, a chance encounter with Death Eaters ends with Harry being sent back in time to 1942 and de-aged to five years old. The horcrux inside of him leads Headmaster Dippet to the absurd conclusion that Harry must be Tom Riddle’s son from the future. Dippet believes it is best for model student Tom to take care of Harry until they find a way to send him back to his time.
Tom is not happy with this arrangement at first.
Previously titled Learning to Love
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- Part 1 of How to Love
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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When James and Lily Potter are murdered, Heather Potter vows to protect her younger brother in their place. She will employ every bit of her power and cunning to give him the best life possible.
But ensuring the safety of the Boy-Who-Lived is no mean feat when so many are out for his head.
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- Part 1 of White Heather
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“No, I'll talk. You listen,” Other Eddie instructs. “I’m about to zip into thin air again so I need you to lock the fuck in and pay attention. Eyes on me. Focus.”
Eddie blinks.
“Great,” Other Eddie nods. “Okay.” He taps a finger sharply against Eddie’s chest. “Gay Eddie. Got it? Eddie, gay. You, Eddie — gay.”
Or, Eddie needs to lock the fuck in and kiss Buck. He gets 30 seconds to convince himself to do it.