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Five years after the war, Auror Hermione Granger wakes with a hangover, no memory of the night before—and Narcissa Black in her bed. As an unsettling murder case unfolds, forcing them to work together, awkward tension simmers beneath the surface. But when Narcissa reveals she's pregnant—and Hermione is the only possible other parent—their lives become tangled in ways neither expected. As a killer begins targeting former war survivors, Hermione must unravel the mystery while confronting her own transformation, buried secrets, and a future she never imagined.
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30 Oct 2025
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"Truth!" Harry called out. During his first turn he had been dared to say what he honestly thought of each person using only one word. He had hoped he'd have to do something more scandalous, but the night was still young. And possibly, a truth was likely to be more sordid anyway.
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19 Sep 2025
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To humiliate and disempower the House of Malfoy, the Dark Lord forces Narcissa Black Malfoy to divorce her inmate husband and marry captured werewolf Remus Lupin. In a twist of Voldemort's plans, Narcissa and the werewolf spare one another's lives. Dumbledore sends them to live out the next year in hiding as a Muggle couple. In no position to refuse the order, they agree, but nothing will stop Narcissa from protecting Draco in his dangerous mission in his 6th year of Hogwarts.
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All That Is Beautiful, Burns in the Making by MarinaJune for Schmem_14
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 May 2024
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When the Ministry instructs Narcissa Black Malfoy to open her home for inspection, once again, she isn't surprised. She's used to this dance by now.
What is new is the Curse-Breaker they send her way: Bill Weasley, eldest son, husband, father. Narcissa collects beautiful, valuable, and sometimes, broken things. He might just be the most broken of them all.
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20 Aug 2025
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Narcissa looked up from the blanket and caught Gideon staring at her.
“If you're double crossing us, Sirius will drown you in the Thames before I get a chance to draw my wand,” he said.
Logically, Narcissa understood Gideon’s suspicion, but she was frustrated after months of trying to prove she was trustworthy. She stood up to leave. “Right. I look forward to telling the Dark Lord all about your collection of Muggle novels. He’ll be fascinated.”
“I probably deserved that,” Gideon admitted. Narcissa blinked, surprised at the almost-apology. “I just don’t understand why you’re helping us.”
Narcissa wasn’t about to describe her reasoning to Gideon. It was a mix of terrifying dreams, panic about her family, and an inability to imagine a happy future with Lucius.
“I feel as if I don’t have a choice,” she settled on. “Now are we done or do you have other useless comments?”
“Don’t worry. I’ll think of something else obnoxious for our next meeting.”
“I can’t wait,” Narcissa said dryly.
(Or, in 1977 Narcissa Malfoy starts spying for the Order of the Phoenix.)
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19 Aug 2025