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    Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.

    The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.

    So does Malfoy.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Draco has terrible taste in men; too old, too married, too convicted of insurance fraud - the worse the man, the more likely Draco is to date him. Which is why Harry, his best friend, is so offended when Draco develops a crush on him.
    Harry's taste is just fine, the problem is every other aspect of his life, including the new problem of his terribly attractive hot mess of a best friend trying to make ANOTHER bad choice and ruin their friendship with sex.

    Featuring: arrest parties, political terrorism, intervention parties, Lucius Malfoy on Twitter, and unrequited love parties.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Draco returns for his eighth year at Hogwarts in an attempt to salvage whatever he can of his future. His plan: sit as many N.E.W.T.s as possible, distance himself from the Malfoy name, and keep out of trouble. Of course, with his father on trial and at risk of unthinkable punishment, not to mention the anxiety-fueled "episodes" that have been plaguing him since summer, the school year doesn't go so smoothly. Especially when Harry Potter keeps seeking him out.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
     
    Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.

     Malfoy felt inevitable.

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    29 Mar 2026

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