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You're Dead (and Outta This World) by TheOceanIsMyInkwell
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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“Holy shit!” shouts the EMT at his side. His partner on the other side of the gurney--the other side of the body bag--follows up with a well-deserved holy fuck and stumbles backward over her boots to sag against the back of the open ambulance.
“I’m fine, I’m fine, oh God, I’m sorry,” Guillermo babbles. His knees are trembling. He wriggles out of the body bag and hops to his feet, feeling like his legs are a cross between jello and underbaked macaroons, and he repeats his litany of apologies as he bounces from one foot to another to restore circulation.
Pain shoots through his joints from the roots of his toes. He ignores it, instead pivoting his head from side to side wildly seeking the detritus of his phone and groceries.
“Sir! Sir! You were--sir, please get back here! You were dead!”
“Not today, sorry!”
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When going into the woods alone at night to find a vampire goes well this time! by M055_34t3r
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: The Suckening (Podcast)
30 Jul 2026
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After the events of a cannon that took place 200 years earlier, Arthur Bennett and the boys ended up in Oakhurst. After the twins are revealed to be vampires, they and Arthur flee Oakhurst. Doctor Legundo goes looking for them and finds a man that is so very like him.
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A typical alien invasion calls for whoever’s available and Marc finds himself quite literally losing his mind having to work with some of these people.
Or, Marc gets decapitated and Khonshu still refuses to let him die.
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forming new limestone by wobbeegong
Fandoms: Pacific Rim (Movies), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
25 Mar 2022
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Hermann has been invited to be a keynote speaker at the 2027 International K-Sci convention. Newt, having the privilege of being an audience member for the evening, finds himself sitting beside his boyfriend's number one fan.
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I shine only with the light you gave me by SkyScribbles
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
10 Jul 2020
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There are certain things that an Umavi's son should not do, if he wishes to avoid his mother's rage and the disgust of his Den.
Dancing with a human is most certainly among them.
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