cosmicpeonies
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This year is going to be good, Pacifica tells herself. Never mind that she knows like three people at Gravity Falls High School. Never mind that her parents have none-too-subtly hinted that the future of their family rests on her shoulders. Never mind that her favorite person in the world, the boy she thought she’d be facing her future alongside just completely ghosted her out of literally nowhere four months ago. Who cares?
Not her. Her hair is perfect, her heels are high, her lips are glossed and her confidence is at one hundred. She’s about to start the rest of her life. And nothing will hurt her, because there’s only one person who can and he’s six hundred miles away.
(She thinks.)
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a collection of little unrelated ficlets and one shots of Dipper and Pacifica in various stages of their relationship and in various timelines/universes, etc. (though probably mostly various lead-ups. what can I say I'm a sucker for unresolved tension)
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This isn’t so bad, Pacifica tells herself. She’s done this before. This isn’t the first time Dipper’s pissed off some cryptid just a little too much or gambled with the hands of fate in such a way that landed him in medical care. But it’s been a while.
It’s also the first time this has happened since their relationship… shifted.
Since that night this past spring at the lake.
Or in the backroom of the diner.
Up against a tree in a remote area of the woods.
Certainly not since her bedroom.Or since the time after that, and the one after that, and… well, yeah.
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She toys with the stem of the glass before her and graces him with an indulgent, small smile, eyeing him up and down. “You don’t look like you belong here.”
“Ouch.”
“It’s a compliment.”
“Well maybe I don’t.” He shrugs one shoulder and sends her a smirk of his own.
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(At a different fancy party, an adult Dipper and Pacifica meet, and as always, nothing is what it seems) -
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Pacifica’s right eye twitches as her grip tightens on the phone. It goes on like that—page after page of random strangers openly lusting after her boyfriend. HER. BOYFRIEND.
The only thought going through Pacifica’s brain right now is that Dipper Pines is hers. And he may be annoying, and he may be kind of sticky and gross sometimes, and he may not know an oyster fork from a spork, but he is her annoying, smelly, uncultured dummy, and she sure as heck doesn’t like people thinking otherwise.
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(The internet discovers that Dipper is kind of a dish, and Pacifica gets a little crazy about it.)
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The Mean Tales of a Wimpy Girl by janeweathxr
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
09 Aug 2026
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“Regina, wait...”
“No!” she yelled, spinning around to face him. “Do you know what everyone says about you?”
Something had shifted — a wildness creeping in. One of her expensive high heels had just snapped under the force of her steps. Her shiny blonde hair, usually perfectly straightened, was now frizzed up with such a static charge that looked strong enough to attract lightning. To complete the picture, her pale, furious face framed two green eyes glowing as if lit by hellfire.
Anyone passing by would’ve sworn Regina George had finally become the devil herself.
To Rodrick Heffley, however, nothing had ever looked more like an angel.
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Spring Fling by Writer_Girl410
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
11 Apr 2026
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When Rodrick Heffley's friends dare him to date any girl at North Shore High, he doesn't expect them to pick her - Regina George, the untouchable queen bee.
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18 Nov 2025
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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
02 Sep 2026
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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
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Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
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18 Nov 2025
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Trapped and Well Concealed by tamiyangel
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
10 Mar 2026
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“Can you like, stop staring?” Regina shifts uncomfortably in her seat, eyeing her companion.
The kid in question turns beet red and averts his gaze. This lasts all of two minutes before she catches him doing it again. Regina huffs, uncrossing her legs.
She was finding herself in more and more unbelievable situations thanks to Rodrick fucking Heffley.
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18 Nov 2025
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“It was easier before, you know.”
“What was?”
“Never minding all that.”
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Six years on from Weirdmageddon, Dipper and Pacifica reflect on how the events of that fateful summer changed their lives forever.
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28 May 2025