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Jane Crocker, a sharp young woman living in the suburbs of Prospit County. She's a hard worker and she can almost never be evaded on the job. But a certain gang is testing her wit and ingenuity! Can she possibly take down the ever elusive Midnight Crew?
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- Part 1 of Detective Crocker
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A small moment on a rainy December day.
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A series of most definitely inaccurate hi-jinks curtsy of Miss Jane Crocker as she struggles to keep her work and personal life separate.
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Nothing You Can Do About That by carmillathedirtyvalentine
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
15 Nov 2025
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In which Kai has a fever, Cole is the Mom Friend, everyone has anxiety and the only sane people in the room are the AI in Zane’s brain and Jay, who is actually helpful for once.
Or: post-Tournament of Elements nice little sickfic.
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21 Aug 2026
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Something of a Design Failure by carmillathedirtyvalentine
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
05 Jun 2026
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He understands why he feels calmer in Zane’s presence when the fire becomes too much, because comfort is probably programmed into Zane’s nature, and because it makes sense for him to need to cool down.
It doesn’t make much sense for ice to seek help in the element that would melt it, but that’s where Zane’s sinking into right now. Into Kai’s arms.
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Or: Kai and Zane find comfort in each other's element.
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20 Aug 2026
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The Birds and the Bees and the Elemental Powers by carmillathedirtyvalentine
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
03 Mar 2026
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If he thinks a little more about it, Kai realizes that he was doomed the moment Jay came barging into the living room, looking specifically for him, ears red and hair damp with sweat after training.
Kai knows better than to look up from his phone when faced with such a sight, or to pay attention to Jay’s antics. He swears the guy has a sixth sense for whenever he’s about to relax and come in to ruin whatever fragile peace he has managed to build for himself in five minutes of solitude.
Nevertheless, he can be polite. Friendly even. So he calls out, “Hey Jay,” at the same time that Jay clasps his hands together like he’s praying and says, “I need advice.”
Absolutely not.
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Or: Two Elemental Masters give each other The Talk.
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20 Aug 2026
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Boyfriend Protocol by carmillathedirtyvalentine
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
01 Sep 2026
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“So,” Jay asks cheerfully, “when are we gonna meet the new boyfriend?”
Cole chokes on his drink.
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Or: Cole has been acting strange lately. He's been staying out late and sneaking out of the house in very suspicious hours. He's been skipping chores and spending a suspicious amount of time on his phone. The ninja have a theory about what exactly is going on with him. Their reactions are... varied, to say the least.
(After all, past experience and a certain princess have taught them to be wary of these kinds of things.)
Cole would very much just rather to keep his family life and his romantic life in two separate universes.
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OR: If you want to date the Elemental Master of Earth, you have to defeat his seven evil overprotective ninja siblings + teacher.
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20 Aug 2026
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Cole and Nya take Lloyd to get his ears pierced after Possession.
Something about bodily autonomy and having a rebellious phase and finding healthy coping mechanisms and getting to be a teenager to recover the childhood you weren't allowed to have.
And getting to talk. Because communication is important.
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20 Aug 2026