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“I hear you’re cursed,” Poseidon says, and Odysseus is relieved that he didn’t have to be the one to start this conversation.
“I am,” he supplies with a nod.
“And what kind of curse did the titaness manage to wrap you up in?” He sounds bored. He probably is, but any good head of house would make sure his new prisoner isn’t spreading something that’s contagious.
Odysseus steels himself. “It’s a punishment for avoiding sex,” he explains, miraculously concise.
“What?” The room shakes.
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In which Polyphemus doesn't fall in front of the cave entrance, and thus Odysseus doesn't have to blind him. He never evokes Poseidon's ire.
Odysseus still has the worst luck in all of ancient Greece, however, and winds up on Ogygia for six years anyway.
So, when the king of Ithaca is injured falling through Charybdis' teeth, Poseidon has no reason not to assist. Zeus' gentle persuasion helps, too.
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- Part 1 of Seaglass'verse
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Reddit, is my neighbor a kidnapper or just weird? by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815) for ravenously
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
16 Apr 2022
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Aizawa Shouta has two current headaches in his life:
1. The case he and Tsukauchi are working on. It’s both ridiculous and a complete dead end. Like seriously? Do you really expect him to believe that a nine-tailed fox came into a game shop, ransacked the building, and then decided to recite bad poetry to the cashier? Come on, Shouta’s not an idiot.
2. His new neighbors are very concerning. Concerning in that Kakashi is definitely not related to Shikamaru, and therefore Shouta’s 90% sure that Kakashi kidnapped said child. The only other explanation is that the exhausted six-year-old willingly chose to live with Kakashi, and that just makes no sense. In Shouta’s humble opinion, no one would choose to live with someone who thinks that porn is the pinnacle of literature.
If only both of his headaches could be solved with some ibuprofen. Unfortunately, that’s not an option.
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Viggo's Treasures by evilwriter37
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
20 Nov 2025
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Hiccup is captured by Krogan and Johann, and Krogan means to break him. How does cutting his hair fit into this?
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In a last ditch effort to clean the slate, to erase the apocalypse and downfall of humanity, the last two humans on earth give up even that to go back to the past and prevent the end before Madara can get the ball rolling. Now between scheming to create a better future, lying about their identities, and coping with the knowledge neither really falls neatly into the definition of human anymore, they also have to come to grips with their feelings for one another while finding their place in the past.
Or:
Naruto and Shikamara give up what made them human in the first place to go back in time and gaslight the village into believing they're their own uncles while attempting to make a peaceful future and live normal, or normal adjacent, lives.
*Tags to be added, major triggers and explicit chapters will be skippable and posted with warnings.*
Partially inspired by 'Maelstorm' by Thinking_of_a_Dream and 'come out of the ashes' by SilverStudios5140
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the whole world blind by akurosa
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 May 2026
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Operation Guard Dog was when an ANBU changed places with the asset to provide the asset with an additional layer of identity security. It was rarely used because it required that the asset be skilled enough to pass off as ANBU and the need to protect their identity outweigh the dangers of masquerading as ANBU.
It was fortunate that Minato-sensei had insisted on wearing the ANBU uniform, Kakashi thought to himself.
AU where BNHA adults meet ANBU Kakashi and are appropriately appalled.