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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Crowley is just trying to have a nice soak in some sunlight in the bookshop, when some human comes along to make that everyone else's problem. Thankfully, he has Aziraphale.

    If only he had popcorn too, for the show.

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    17 May 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Peaceful retirement and domestic bliss don't mean that the past just disappears. Aziraphale knows this, but sometimes it still intrudes in unwelcome ways. Crowley finds a way to help.

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    17 May 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Crowley isn’t impressed with Aziraphale’s latest gift to him. Sleeping in a tartan cat bed as a snake wouldn't be the least bit cool, after all. Even if the cat bed does look unfairly comfortable.

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    17 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    A bit of a silly piece I started after S1, here to tide us over while we wait for the finale! Posting it now to get the A/C tag closer to that gorgeous 77,777 number.

    After 6000 years with basically no physical contact, now that they can openly be together, Crowley gets overwhelmed and snakes out every time Aziraphale touches him. What's a snaky demon to do?

    Basically no angst other than Crowley's frustration (which gets resolved, of course)--enjoy a light read if you're waiting for the finale to drop!

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    16 May 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    “He’s taken the book to Hell, then?” Aziraphale asks, eyes wide. “Oh, dear.”

    “It certainly isn’t ideal," Crowley grimaces. "So, I suppose I’ll have to pop Downstairs and fetch it back. Let’s hope he wasn’t acting under Beelzebub’s orders, but if he was… Well. I might not make it back anytime soon."

    Aziraphale is looking at him like he’s suddenly started speaking in tongues. “Crowley, honestly, what goes on in that head of yours? I’ll be going with you, of course.”

    What.

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    Set in early season 1: Aziraphale never notices Agnes' book in Crowley's car. Instead, Hastur steals it, forcing Aziraphale and Crowley to travel to Hell to retrieve it.

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    03 Apr 2026

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