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Crowley is just trying to have a nice soak in some sunlight in the bookshop, when some human comes along to make that everyone else's problem. Thankfully, he has Aziraphale.
If only he had popcorn too, for the show.
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Affirmative Pressure by MeinirRhos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2026
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Peaceful retirement and domestic bliss don't mean that the past just disappears. Aziraphale knows this, but sometimes it still intrudes in unwelcome ways. Crowley finds a way to help.
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Crowley isn’t impressed with Aziraphale’s latest gift to him. Sleeping in a tartan cat bed as a snake wouldn't be the least bit cool, after all. Even if the cat bed does look unfairly comfortable.
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A bit of a silly piece I started after S1, here to tide us over while we wait for the finale! Posting it now to get the A/C tag closer to that gorgeous 77,777 number.
After 6000 years with basically no physical contact, now that they can openly be together, Crowley gets overwhelmed and snakes out every time Aziraphale touches him. What's a snaky demon to do?
Basically no angst other than Crowley's frustration (which gets resolved, of course)--enjoy a light read if you're waiting for the finale to drop!
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Way Down We Go by justanothermess
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jan 2025
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“He’s taken the book to Hell, then?” Aziraphale asks, eyes wide. “Oh, dear.”
“It certainly isn’t ideal," Crowley grimaces. "So, I suppose I’ll have to pop Downstairs and fetch it back. Let’s hope he wasn’t acting under Beelzebub’s orders, but if he was… Well. I might not make it back anytime soon."
Aziraphale is looking at him like he’s suddenly started speaking in tongues. “Crowley, honestly, what goes on in that head of yours? I’ll be going with you, of course.”
“What.”
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Set in early season 1: Aziraphale never notices Agnes' book in Crowley's car. Instead, Hastur steals it, forcing Aziraphale and Crowley to travel to Hell to retrieve it.
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Noises of the Night by EdosianOrchids901 for JulyFlame
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jul 2025
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While exploring a haunted house, Crowley and Aziraphale become trapped upstairs. Crowley comes up with a brilliant plan to escape.
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In the Garden of Eden, the angel Aziraphale goes from animal to animal, greeting them with a gentle kiss or a nose boop.
This includes a certain beautiful serpent who is, in fact, Aziraphale’s mortal enemy… but of course, Aziraphale doesn’t know that yet.
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When Crawley has a headache, he tries to escape it by turning into a snake. This is less than effective, but maybe hanging out with Aziraphale will help.
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"What." Crowley grumbled and looked down at the mouse in his hands. "Don't see what's so important about a little white mouse."
That's when he felt it. It wasn't a heartbeat thrumming against his palm, it was an angelic essence. A very familiar angelic essence.
"Aziraphale..."
His voice came out as a whisper, as if he couldn't believe it. He hadn't seen Aziraphale in months, not since the angel had left him for Heaven. He had wallowed for a little while, then found purpose again in a routine, knowing that eventually Aziraphale would come crawling back, confessing his great mistake in thinking that he could make a change Upstairs.
He never in his most petty dreams imagined that Aziraphale would return a broken little creature, dirty with what looked like perhaps an attempted smiting.
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Aziraphale returns to Earth, but at a great cost to his corporation. Now, with Crowley's help, he must find a way to heal -- and quickly -- before Heaven finds him and resumes the Second Coming.
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Standards Must Be Maintained by herebewyverns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 May 2020
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It's hard letting go of the habits and fears of a lifetime, but thankfully wily serpents can wiggle between the lines...
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aziraphale wants to enjoy lunch in peace at a fascinating little restaurant where they know him. it does not go according to plan.
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A cunning plan by Angelica_Tree
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2025
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Five years have gone by since the failed Armageddon; Crowley and Aziraphale have finally admitted what they mean to each other.
The next logical step, at least according to Crowley, is moving in together. But Aziraphale hasn’t noticed any of Crowley’s hints on the subject.
And if that wasn’t bad enough, 2025 is also the Year of the Snake and Crowley struggles to keep his snake-y features under wraps.
But never let it be said that the demon can’t come up with a cunning plan that might solve both of his problems.
And Crowley’s plans never backfire, right?
This fic is set after season 1 and is not season 2 compliant.
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Let Him Cook! by DiscombobulatedBard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2024
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Aziraphale Fell doesn’t know how to cook. Seeing as he’s only the garbage boy at Eden, an elite Parisian restaurant, this shouldn’t be an issue. Unfortunately a clumsy mistake one night puts his job on the line. Eden has a reputation to maintain– a reputation that has no room for silly amateur chefs who don’t even know how to make soup. Yes, it will take nothing short of divine intervention– or serpentine intervention, rather– to save Aziraphale now.
This is the Ratatouille au no one asked for. Bon appétit!
Updates on Mondays and Thursdays.
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Let Sleeping Snakes Lie by Blue_Sparkle
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale confesses his love for Crowley when he can contain it no longer. Oh, not to the demon himself of course. To a sleeping snake.
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with our bodies entwined, we will know paradise by dinoromance89
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 May 2024
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“It’s not just boring. It’s…” Crowley steels himself, closes his eyes like that will make him invisible in his hellish vulnerability. “It’s lonely, angel.”
or: Crowley really needs a snake nap. Aziraphale tries something new that might help.
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Wise As Serpents by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale makes a few new friends while he waits for his oldest and dearest to return to him.
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21 Oct 2024
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This one is a bit of a technicality again.
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All Aziraphale wants is to Illuminate a book commissioned by the royal family, but a gold shortage in the kingdom means he has to use a cursed spell book to spin straw into gold. All Crowley wants is to escape the curse that's bound him to the spell book for centuries. When the royal family finds out about Aziraphale’s new skill, things go to hell in a handbasket. A Rumplestilskin AU.
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Snake Secret by witchy_teacup
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jan 2021
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Crowley has been behaving strangely. Aziraphale didn't really question it. They were still adjusting to their new retired lives together, so some strangeness was to be expected, right?
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if there were two celestial entities hiding out on the moon, and one of them kissed the other, would that be fucked up or what by akgerhardt
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale intervenes just in time, and he learns how Crowley would typically avoid the heat that accompanies good deeds.
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The Heart of the Forest by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jul 2021
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Retired librarian Aziraphale moves into a small, isolated cottage deep in the forest with a strange history. He soon realises he's not alone in the woods; a presence watches him. But as he begins to befriend the stranger that lurks in the trees, Aziraphale comes to understand there's more to him than appearances suggest - and Aziraphale's own destiny may be tied to the mysterious creature with the golden eyes.