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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.❤️Updates on Wednesdays❤️
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Draco sighed, “What do you want, Potter?”
“To talk.”
“Isn’t that what we’re doing now?” Draco asked, eyes flicking to the lift indicator. It had just a few floors to go.
“I mean properly. Sit down. Have a drink. Catch up.”
Draco turned back to him, brows raised. Potter wore that familiar look of stubborn determination, the one he’d had when he stood before the Dark Lord and taunted him like the maniac he is.
“Why?” Draco asked flatly. “What’s the point? We’ve never been friends. Why pretend now?”
“I don’t want to be friends,” Potter said, still wearing that infuriating look.
“Then I see no reason for us to continue this conversation.”
“I want us to date.”
Draco’s mouth fell open. Thank Merlin, no one was around to witness the mortification radiating off him like heat.
“I’ll owl you,” Potter added casually, like Draco had just agreed and confessed a lifelong crush.
Which was absolutely not the case.
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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Being able to turn into a dragon is not all its cracked up to be, not when Draco has to navigate an increasingly fractious Hogwarts, Death Eaters, and anti-Death Eaters—and lead his Slytherins to safety through all of it.
And if Potter becomes one of his Slytherins, then he’ll have to...treat him nicely too.
(the horror!)
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02 Jul 2026
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Harry drinks Polyjuice Potion that accidentally contains some of Pansy Parkinson's hair. When Draco understandably mistakes him for Pansy and instigates a (platonic) cuddling session, Harry's (very non-platonic) feelings threaten to overflow, and he has to decide whether to escape... or enjoy the moment while it lasts.
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01 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy disappears one night and Harry begins to doubt the likelihood of the quiet year at Hogwarts he had hoped for. But Harry’s suspicions are turned on their head when he discovers that Malfoy is the one who needs his help (not that the stubborn git will admit it).
A story of building and fighting for connections in the aftermath of trauma.
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01 Jul 2026
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It's Not Hate Sex If You're Secretly In Love With Your Baby Daddy! by little_winnow, peachydreamxx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2024
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Harry's life has not turned out the way he envisioned. He hadn't planned to impregnate Draco Malfoy after a careless, drunken hate fuck. Or that, a year and a bit later, Draco would reluctantly invite him to a fancy woodland retreat with their 11-month-old son, Scorpius. Or that there would only be one bed.
How bad could it possibly be?
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29 Jun 2026
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Harry is a virgin, and not exactly happy about it. When Harry finds out he’s pregnant – and will face enough magical drain to kill him in just a few short months without the other parent to help supply magic to the unborn baby – it’s a race against the clock to figure out not just how Harry became pregnant in the first place, but who the other father is.
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29 Jun 2026